The Humourous Kazakhstanian and the Art of Going Chinese
Borat is side-splittingly funny! Go watch it if you haven't. And here is the Best of Borat:
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When you go Dutch, you split the bill equally. Now when you go Chinese, this is what you do:
The above is an an email forwarded from a friend. His colleague paid for lunch and did up that neat table with everything tabulated nicely. Obviously names were removed from each row to protect the innocent.
Subject title: "Please pay me in Singapore dollars"
Body text: "As for the Dumpling Chilli Sauce, can A please settle among B and C. I dunno who got eat the Dumpling Chilli Sauce. Thanks"
Just because Shanghai dumplings were consumed doesnt mean people will pay you in Chinese yuan -_-
Edit: Oh yea i'm wondering why the hell does chilli sauce cost like 5 times a dumpling.
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When you go Dutch, you split the bill equally. Now when you go Chinese, this is what you do:
The above is an an email forwarded from a friend. His colleague paid for lunch and did up that neat table with everything tabulated nicely. Obviously names were removed from each row to protect the innocent.
Subject title: "Please pay me in Singapore dollars"
Body text: "As for the Dumpling Chilli Sauce, can A please settle among B and C. I dunno who got eat the Dumpling Chilli Sauce. Thanks"
Just because Shanghai dumplings were consumed doesnt mean people will pay you in Chinese yuan -_-
Edit: Oh yea i'm wondering why the hell does chilli sauce cost like 5 times a dumpling.