Making the Patrons happy is easy
I just made some poor kid incredibly happy, simply by being the person the Lost and Found is turned into. Somewhow, he managed to leave his wallet with a rather incredible amount of cash, credit cards, and IDs (real and fake) downstairs. A good samaritan turned it in, and we were digging through it for information, when a blond girl on a cell came up and asked if we'd found a wallet. Since she was obviously not Robert Jones*, we had her ID it by color, and he walkd in a moment later anyways. He looked thrilled, but hardly 23.