Fic: I Spit into the Face of Time (Waiting for God, PG-13)
Title: I Spit into the Face of Time.
Author: Prochytes.
Fandom: Waiting for God.
Rating: PG-13.
Characters/Pairing: Diana Trent/Tom Ballard.
Disclaimer: These two belong to the Beeb. Not for profit.
Summary: Every new generation knows it invented sex.
Word Count: 100 (drabble).
A/N: No spoilers. Written for the Awesome Ladies Ficathon. Title from W. B. Yeats.
Tom sometimes claims he was a missionary. Diana doubts this. He is not assuming the position now, that’s for sure.
Every new generation knows it invented sex, and sweeps how it got itself generated under the carpet. A knock-off Axminster, probably, like this one. Tom will have rug burns if he keeps squirming.
Diana executes something she picked up in the Belgian Congo. Tom, shuddering, shouts “Brylcreem!” And thereby hangs a tale. For the old, sex plays out to an audience of ghosts. Some would say that gives it pathos.
Diana says it makes for one hell of an orgy.
FINIS