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i decided not to take sleeping pills tonight so here i am
my night is decidedly ending weird
as i went from looking at youtube videos
of pembroke welsh corgis
to babies interacting with dogs
to this one woman's series of videos of her adorable son
his name is william, and he dances crazy
he also likes chocolate cake

i feel like such a creeper
but then i remember
that these videos are posted on youtube
which makes me feel better

also making me feel better is jess's newest video
of her interview with sunday's family's cat
or at least i think that's what it was
anyway, the video was adorable
and the cat totally thought that jess looked fat in those pants

friday i call the cheeseburger joint and go to the mall.
tomorrow is my last day of being a shlub.

i have also decided that i need to make lots of moneys
while i am home
so that i can spend said moneys of pretty girls
specifically one pretty girl whom i ranted to for a while tonight
about how much i like her
cause i do