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On the twelfth day of Christmas, privytoschemes sent to me...
Twelve chaos drumming
Eleven breasts piping
Ten girls a-leaping
Nine wonderfalls dancing
Eight piggies a-milking
Seven bunnies a-swimming
Six monkeys a-sleeping
Five eati-i-i-ing babies
Four tom jones
Three john waters
Two michele hicks
...and a batman in an angelina jolie.