[Voice Post]

[priorpyro]

Another full moon come and gone. Sounds like nobody got nabbed this time - congratulations! Maybe people are beginning to finally catch on.

Hey, Riku, I take it your balls have thawed? It sounds like you're back to your usual cheery self. You still want that soup?

Comments

[songofthedeep]

Which new chick are you talking about, then?

It's pretty customary for the new blood to introduce themselves. It's entirely possible for a bloke to go totally unnoticed 'round here if they don't speak up.

[priorpyro]

...there's more than one new chick? Uhh... Ark, I think she said her name was. One of the ones who gave a lengthy introduction like it was a personal ad or something.

[songofthedeep]

[laughter]

Good call, mate. There's definately something up with her. I'm not awfully concerned about it, though.

[grin]

[priorpyro]

Pft, yeah, easy for you to say - you're not her new neighbor.

[perfectibility]

Don't you think that's a bit harsh to say?

[priorpyro]

Oh? Which part?

[perfectibility]

About catching onto this place.

[warped_genetics]

..Wouldn't balls pop if you left them outside in the cold? [ Obviously misunderstands-- he's thinking, y'know, BALLS. Like, bouncy-balls. ]

[priorpyro]

...actually, from what I've heard, they get really tiny and try to crawl up inside of you. [Perfectly straight face.]

[warped_genetics]

[ Gasped.] T-they really do that?! They try to crawl inside you? [ He.. believes it. Oh, gosh. ]

[priorpyro]

[Poor Zets... Axel is such a jackass.]

Mmhmm. They try to crawl up inside you to hide in your warmth.

[hauntedrequiem]

Aw Axel! It's lovely for you to be so concerned over me! My balls are in perfect condition, thank you for asking.

[Riku's fake cheery smile fades back into his normal, blank look, even if Axel can't see, he can certainly here the way his tone of voice changes]

And no, I'm fine thanks, seeing as it would probably be burnt and completely inedible if you made it. But it is nice to see you so concerned over my personal anatomy. Although I must say, it make's me wonder.

[priorpyro]

What does it make you wonder?

[hauntedrequiem]

Oh you know, just small little things. Nothing Important.

[priorpyro]

'Nothing important'? No wonder you're such a downer, if you spend your time worrying about the little things.