Nov 08, 2009 14:52
[The PA system blares to life again, with an important announcement]
KUSHINA UZUMAKI, YOU'RE CLEANING UP THIS MESS. GET TO IT.
MINATO, GATHER UP ALL YOUR FROGS BEFORE THEY GET SQUISHED OR BROKEN DUE TO THE FACT THAT A CERTAIN UCHIHA HAS NO RESPECT FOR THEM. NARUTO, COME SEE ME SOMETIME, IT'S BEEN FAR TOO DAMN LONG SINCE WE'VE GOTTEN TOGETHER.
EVERYONE CAN CUT BACK ON LAYERS NOW, I'VE FOUND THE THERMOSTAT, AND CRANKED IT BACK UP. DUE TO THE RESULTING FLOOD, IT IS ADVISABLE THAT YOU OPEN DOORS FOR IT TO DRAIN OUT. OR GET A BUCKET AND START BAILING, I DON'T FUCKING CARE. JUST MAKE SURE THERE'S WINDOWS OPEN TO HELP SPEED THE PROCESS UP. CHIYO-SAN, THERE'S SOME PAPERCLIPS FOR YOU IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE.
TOBI, CLEAN UP THE MESS ON THE DRAMA ROOM DOOR, OR I'LL TIE YOU TO A VERY LARGE ROCK AND LET THE BUZZARDS EAT WHAT REMAINS OF YOUR BRAIN IS LEFT. AND DON'T THINK I WON'T FUCKING DO IT.
[The intercom goes quiet for a minute, before Jiraiya speaks again.]
ALSO, KAKASHI, ANKO, AND KISAME NEED TO MEET ME AFTER SCHOOL FOR SOME IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS. AND DEIDARA, IF YOU SET ONE MORE THING ON FIRE, I'M THROWING YOU IN A LAKE.
[The system clicks off for good this time, amidst grumbling about insane students and teachers.]