Announcement 1
[the PA system turns on, and tapping on the mic can be heard.] Is this stupid thing on? Where's the volume at...oh. [clears throat.]
This is your principal speaking. Due to the Dean's absence, I've been called in. Now, it's my understanding that Minato is in charge. That means toads everywhere, so no squishing them. Or you'll have to replace them, and then we'll have an endless circle of bitching about how that's not fair and so on forth. Let's avoid that, because I am NOT in the mood for it. And may drop you off the highest cliff I can find. So I expect you to listen to him...at least most of the time.
It's also my understanding that there are some things that need to be taken care of.
First off, anyone wrecking the cafeteria will be forced to clean it up. WITHOUT GLOVES. Second, if your name is Namikaze or Uzumaki, you'd goddamn well better stay out of trouble! Speaking of that, Kushina, I'd like to see you in my office. This applies to anyone named Uchiha as well.
Third, no making out in the hallways! That's what the bathrooms are for, as long as you don't go any further than that. And if you do, for the love of all that's holy, lock the door. Nobody wants to walk in that, especially if they can't get any. Make sure to clean up after yourselves as well. Take responsiblity for your stupid shit.
And finally, the minute the Dean sets foot on school property, alert me. Because that woman and I are going have WORDS.
That is all, thank you! Principal Jiraiya, over and out.
[The intercom clicks off.]