"That's my boy," she cooed before she let out a long suffering sigh. "Fuck, Aiden. Why'd you have to pick now to go away? So how was the cock in your arse, love? I need details to help cleanse my mind of the last thirty-two hours. Well, the thirty-two hours before the last six."
"It was spectacular. You would be proud. He might be on the short side, but he's packing a good ten inches in his pants. He had be damn well begging for more until I think the proverbial shit hit the proverbial fan." Aiden paused. "What have you done?" he asked warily.
She let a few quiet beats pass before she finally relented and let out a groan. "I fucking fucked boobs. I haven't bloody done that since I was in fucking college and there's a reason why it only occurs at college. Fuck."
"WHAT?!" Aiden shrieked, catching the attention of the people on the balcony below. "Did New York suddenly dry up of all cock?! What were you thinking?! Oh god, it's a fucking tragedy!"
"I KNOW!" she shouted back down the phone. "And New York was dry of all decent cock on the night that I needed it. Since I regained my senses I have fucked three guys in the past six hours and made out with two more. I have reclaimed my whore-dom. I just... I have no fucking justification other than temporary insanity."
Harri couldn't help it as she started to laugh. "Well, what can I say, love? If you're going to fuck up there's no point doing it by halves. This is what your talk of dating does to me."
"Halves would've been a five inch dick, not boobs!" Aiden insisted, still horrified. "Pat doesn't have boobs. He has a very fine ten inch cock and that's what my talk of dating should make you want! Oh shit! Come and fuck his brother, keep him out of my hair so he doesn't use his twin mojo on me! Pat has a ten incher, means the twin does too."
There was silence as Harri gave the comment some very careful consideration. "The brother doesn't have a girlfriend waiting for him back home does he? I might be a whore, but I'm not that bad."
"Not that I know of. He's a celebrity sports star. I think women are his hobby if the way Pat was joking was anything to go by. What can I say, the guy is fucking hot. In a masculine, built, non-Pat way." Aiden made a frustrated noise. "Fucking bastard turned up at the door of our hotel room right after we fucked for the first time!"
"Mm... sounds as if you could use my services so that he stops interrupting you poor boys. He clearly doesn't understand the benefits of having Pat's cock buried in his arse and nor should he. Much better he understands what it's like to have his cock buried in me. I'm pretty sure I can show up any of his sport groupies." Harri reached for the water by her bedside and took a small sip. "So have you two had any chance at a repeat performance or is the brother making his presence known?"
"Pat jumped in and rescued the situation. I had no fucking idea what to say. I just stood there gaping at the guy. Me, lost for words. Pat told him we needed some time and we'd meet him for drinks at the bar in two hours. That was an hour ago. It hasn't exactly been conducive for a follow-up. We were going to spend the day in bed together, then this. Pat didn't know he was coming, so the twin apparently came to surprise him. Suprise me more like. He wanted to catch me doing something screwy towards Pat. I have no idea how to handle any of this. It makes it worse that the guy seemed nice. I'm waiting for him to put the heavies on me," Aiden moaned. "In the meantime, the prospect of shagging Pat again has me feeling like I'm sneaking into my parents room to fuck someone in their bed."
"Oh, love. I'm sorry your holiday's been fucked up by the surprise visit. Still, it's actually kind of a compliment that the guy would make the trip to meet you. Maybe it's not so much him wanting to catch you doing something screwy as him wanting to meet the man that's made his brother happy," Harri offered. It was about as comforting as she could get. "Just say the word and I'm there to either fuck the guy, or beat him up for interrupting your love life."
Aiden leaned on the railing of the balcony and blew his hair up off his face. "I just know he's trying to protect Pat. The way Pat's last lover treated him, it's no wonder The Other Twin wants to swoop in to stop any shit before it happens. I have no idea how the drinks are going to go. Pat keeps saying his brother is great. I can't help thinking I'm going to end up with my head flushed down the toilet by the time the night is out. Can you just drop everything and leave?"
"I can drop everything if you need me. Daniel can take care of things. Or at least help the editor take care of things. He owes me after the marathon blow-job I gave him yesterday." Harri was already writing a list of things that her PA would need to take care of. "You're probably right about him wanting to take care of his brother, but who's there to take care of you?"
"I'm not sick. And I'm not passing out just from the sun being too hot- damnit," Aiden cursed to himself. "I wasn't ready to do the meet the family thing yet and I bet the twin knew that. If you don't mind indulging in some ten inch British cock, then I could deifnitely use you to help try and get me through this. I don't want to fuck it up. I can't fuck it up."
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She let a few quiet beats pass before she finally relented and let out a groan. "I fucking fucked boobs. I haven't bloody done that since I was in fucking college and there's a reason why it only occurs at college. Fuck."
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