Throw me a frickin bone people
So the men who are doing construction downstairs like to wake us up early.
Before I left for Florida, steph and I were home and the guys came to the door to tell us not to use the water, because they were cutting the pipes.
Of course then I had an "episode" requiring me to go to the bathroom in a code red situation.
I flushed.
Instantaneously, the doorbell rang and it was the worker standing there saying WHO FLUSHED
and I said me.
And he said "I was one second away from cutting the pipe. Whatever you flush is going to end up straight on my face"
I held it in, but then I died a little laughing that I almost turned this construction worker shithead into a literal shithead.
The bat mitzvah was fabulous... not as gaudy as I had hoped, but still amazing. It was so nice to see the fam, eventhough I didnt get a chance to hang out with anyone at all. The cousins all looked nice, and I got to play with little baby russian cousin, who is the cutest thing possibly ever.
Kate and I were at the airport in Ft Lauderdale, waiting for our luggage, and Kate says "ok whos the asshole" and points to this tiny bag going on the conveyer, and it was literally smaller than both of our purses. So we start laughing and im like "what an idiot" and we are taking turns talking about this retard who checked this tiny tiny bag. So meanwhile, it comes around the bend where we are standing, and this woman infront of us picks it up and turns around to give us this bad cheese face look. SO FUNNY. woops...
I had Laspadas. Now, I have stated just how amazing Laspadas is before, but I would really just like the reiterate how incredible their sandwiches are and why:
1. The bread. Better than subway, although there are less choices, but its soft, yet firm and has an incredible texture.
2. The meat is fresh, they cut it infront of you, not like those delis with the slimey cold cuts.
3. They use provolone, which I think is the most overlooked of all cheeses, and for that the world isnt right.
4. They offer both sweet and hot peppers.. I didnt even like them until Laspadas
5. They have middle-aged stoners working the counter. I mean, who doesnt need a little 311, Nirvana and Alice in Chains? I go in, I sing along, I get my sandwich, and while Im there Im never ashamed...even when I have the lipstick ring all over my mouth.
6. The people who work there all have relationships with each other and Im convinced that like all of the girls have been impregnated by the guys. I think they just smoke a lot of pot and forget.
7. Did I mention that after the meat, cheese and fixins, they add another layer of meat? Cause they do. And its so good.
8. The half and the whole are longer than the normal sandwich. 6" of sub just doesnt do it for me, luckily they have an 8" because size does matter.
9. They catered my 20th birthday party.
10. Their fountain coke is by far sweeter than any other fountain coke. Though it makes my stomach want to react on construction workers' heads, I love it.
Finals are this week, and I couldnt be gladder to be almost done and packin away another amazing year at FIT. Jesus mary and joseph.....
An old friend found me... and Im so glad. He was amazing.
Matt and I are going upstate for the weekend, which will be so nice. Im going to try and convince him to have sex in the car. Everyone cross your fingers.
Ok here are the pictures from the bat mitzvah....
Heres the whole fam... jee, I fit in so well!
Heres just the girls...
Me dancing, A rare site
me and my momma
Before I left for Florida, steph and I were home and the guys came to the door to tell us not to use the water, because they were cutting the pipes.
Of course then I had an "episode" requiring me to go to the bathroom in a code red situation.
I flushed.
Instantaneously, the doorbell rang and it was the worker standing there saying WHO FLUSHED
and I said me.
And he said "I was one second away from cutting the pipe. Whatever you flush is going to end up straight on my face"
I held it in, but then I died a little laughing that I almost turned this construction worker shithead into a literal shithead.
The bat mitzvah was fabulous... not as gaudy as I had hoped, but still amazing. It was so nice to see the fam, eventhough I didnt get a chance to hang out with anyone at all. The cousins all looked nice, and I got to play with little baby russian cousin, who is the cutest thing possibly ever.
Kate and I were at the airport in Ft Lauderdale, waiting for our luggage, and Kate says "ok whos the asshole" and points to this tiny bag going on the conveyer, and it was literally smaller than both of our purses. So we start laughing and im like "what an idiot" and we are taking turns talking about this retard who checked this tiny tiny bag. So meanwhile, it comes around the bend where we are standing, and this woman infront of us picks it up and turns around to give us this bad cheese face look. SO FUNNY. woops...
I had Laspadas. Now, I have stated just how amazing Laspadas is before, but I would really just like the reiterate how incredible their sandwiches are and why:
1. The bread. Better than subway, although there are less choices, but its soft, yet firm and has an incredible texture.
2. The meat is fresh, they cut it infront of you, not like those delis with the slimey cold cuts.
3. They use provolone, which I think is the most overlooked of all cheeses, and for that the world isnt right.
4. They offer both sweet and hot peppers.. I didnt even like them until Laspadas
5. They have middle-aged stoners working the counter. I mean, who doesnt need a little 311, Nirvana and Alice in Chains? I go in, I sing along, I get my sandwich, and while Im there Im never ashamed...even when I have the lipstick ring all over my mouth.
6. The people who work there all have relationships with each other and Im convinced that like all of the girls have been impregnated by the guys. I think they just smoke a lot of pot and forget.
7. Did I mention that after the meat, cheese and fixins, they add another layer of meat? Cause they do. And its so good.
8. The half and the whole are longer than the normal sandwich. 6" of sub just doesnt do it for me, luckily they have an 8" because size does matter.
9. They catered my 20th birthday party.
10. Their fountain coke is by far sweeter than any other fountain coke. Though it makes my stomach want to react on construction workers' heads, I love it.
Finals are this week, and I couldnt be gladder to be almost done and packin away another amazing year at FIT. Jesus mary and joseph.....
An old friend found me... and Im so glad. He was amazing.
Matt and I are going upstate for the weekend, which will be so nice. Im going to try and convince him to have sex in the car. Everyone cross your fingers.
Ok here are the pictures from the bat mitzvah....
Heres the whole fam... jee, I fit in so well!
Heres just the girls...
Me dancing, A rare site
me and my momma