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May 31, 2006 00:20

I really wish my neighbors would fall down a small well. I mean really, they might like it. I would be doing them a favor acctually. The could party and be asshats all they want without bothering anyone. They could shoot BB guns without hitting my front door. They wouldn't have to drive anywhere the wrong way down a one way. The cops needing to question them wouldn't be able to find them. They could trash the whole damn place without the garbage leaking onto my front porch. They could smoke pot without the neighbors knowing what is going on. I think it's a win win situation.

Now, where is a small well and how do I get them down there?
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