A Facebook Message to Justin Hall:
TOP FIVE THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF “BEING DEPRESSED AND MISSING LAUREN”
5. Pack up for College. J/k, this should be done Friday night around midnight.
4. Watch an Indians game and cheer as loud as you can. Like, louder than the Bleachers. Like, loud enough so Lauren could maybe hear you in PA. And if you feel really daring, go for the red face paint.
3. Have a conversation with yourself about Grady Sizemore. Like, debate back and forth over if he is really an asset to the Tribe or if he’s just idolized by fans. Scream to yourself, if you must.
2. Print out pictures of some of the Steelers, and buy darts and a dartboard. Then the minute you get into your dorm room, put them on the wall. Maybe you’ll be able to scare away your roommate and have the room to yourself. Or maybe your roommate will beat you up. It’s a risk you’d have to take.
1. Spend time with Jessica Hall. Who is by far the coolest "Hall" that I know (even cooler than sweet Alaskan asparagus). True dat.
-karin.
5. Pack up for College. J/k, this should be done Friday night around midnight.
4. Watch an Indians game and cheer as loud as you can. Like, louder than the Bleachers. Like, loud enough so Lauren could maybe hear you in PA. And if you feel really daring, go for the red face paint.
3. Have a conversation with yourself about Grady Sizemore. Like, debate back and forth over if he is really an asset to the Tribe or if he’s just idolized by fans. Scream to yourself, if you must.
2. Print out pictures of some of the Steelers, and buy darts and a dartboard. Then the minute you get into your dorm room, put them on the wall. Maybe you’ll be able to scare away your roommate and have the room to yourself. Or maybe your roommate will beat you up. It’s a risk you’d have to take.
1. Spend time with Jessica Hall. Who is by far the coolest "Hall" that I know (even cooler than sweet Alaskan asparagus). True dat.
-karin.