Alright, who did this? Who broke into my room and left this... this... I don't even know what it is. It looks like a giant
pink turd or something. I don't care why it's in my room or how it got there. This isn't funny at all. Honestly, some people here have no class. If you're going to prank someone, at least do it with style. This is just tasteless.
... Oh god I think it just moved.