26 - Poison

[princeangel]

 This is ridiculous. Oh come on. You don't honestly think that announcement was real, do you? The food here gets "poisoned" almost every other week and no one's died from it yet, right? This is probably just another prank. I don't believe it at all. I mean, the Hands wouldn't allow some sort of plague of death, would they? Sure they ignore a lot of stuff here, but seriously?

I don't buy it.

[And yet he totally wrote a lame will just in the very off-chance that this was real. Shhhh, don't tell anyone. He hid it under his mattress.]