Date :: Late night of April 12th
Location :: Arai n' Rin's dorm room / Hallway
Rating :: PG-13
Summary :: Momo discovers, through internet chat, that Arai has had too much to drink. In addition to this, Momo gets the feeling that someone is molesting Arai. With Arai still in denial about being gay, Momo rushes to Arai's dorm room to make sure his anal virginity isn't at risk. :P
ARAI :: [blinks] Door? [groans] Don't waaaanna get iiiiit. Use your magic skills and make it open itsselllllllf!
RIN :: [rolls his eyes, giving that earlobe one final lick before pointing out] Not a genie. Get it yourself.
ARAI :: But I don't want you to stoooop! D: [grunts] Fi~ne~ let me up you're heavy~.
MOMO :: [knocking on the door]
ARAI ::Co~ming damn it!
ARAI :: [to Rin] Get o~ff~
RIN :: [shakes his head] No!
RIN :: [tightens arms around Arai's neck]
ARAI :: [frowns] But I gotta get the doo~r! [whines]
RIN :: [pouts] so go open it.
ARAI :: I ca~n't your too heavy~
RIN :: [huffs] Fine. [hops off Arai's lap]
ARAI :: [cheers] Co~ming! [answers door]
MOMO :: Arai, wtf is going on---- who is that [looks at Rin]
RIN :: [hops on Arai from behind] Hi [waves cherrily at Momo]
ARAI :: Hi Momo~ this is my roomie Ri~n~. Isn't he a hottie? :D
MOMO :: Uhh. sure--- wtf is going on? I was getting really weird comments from you on the net
ARAI :: Stuff~ [giggles]
MOMO :: [shoves past Arai]
ARAI :: [falls over] D:
MOMO :: [to Rin] Ok. I dunno what's going on, but I have a hunch. so--- don't-- do anything to him, alright?
RIN :: [falls beneath Arai] Hey! [shoves at him] get offa me!! [shoots Momo a small glare] if I wanna.
ARAI :: [has fallen and can't get up] Oww that hurts!
MOMO :: [gives a 'yah right asshole' smile] No. I dont think so.
RIN :: [whimpers, writhing beneath Arai] You're hurting me! [decides to ignore Momo at the moment]
MOMO :: [grabs Arai's arm] Arai... get up!
ARAI :: [grabbed onto!] D: Owwww fine damn it [gets up].Happy now? D:
RIN :: [scrambles up, glares at Arai] You wanna play my dom, have fun doing it, but don't hurt me, damnit! [still intent on embarrassing someone]
MOMO :: Yah. ecstatic. [looks back at Rin] Don't try anything
ARAI :: [blinks] Dom? [tilts head] ???
RIN :: [pouts at Momo] But I wanna.
ARAI :: [tackles Momo!] Yay now I can sit on your la~p [sits]
MOMO :: [pushes Arai away, but still has his hand around his arm, whispers to Rin] Look. I know he's really... gay despite what he says, alright? But you can't... I wont let you... do anything to him in this state
RIN :: [frowns, really insulted for once] I wasn't doing anything but playing, jerk.
ARAI :: [pouts and attempts to sit in Momo's lap again]
MOMO :: I didn’t mea--- [sighs] Look. I’m just looking out for him, ok? [pushes Arai away again]
ARAI :: You're so me~an~ don't you lo~ve me? D:
RIN :: [wrinkles his nose] You did so. No wonder he lies so much, coz you do too.
MOMO :: Arai!--- [under breath: You owe me big time for this]
ARAI :: Fine [goes to sit on Rin's lap instead]
MOMO :: [glares at Rin] WTF? What are you talking about
ARAI :: :P
MOMO :: [pulls Arai back]
ARAI :: [frowns] Let go~!
RIN :: [sticks his tongue out at Momo] Him and his massive ‘I'm not gay’ denial. Bet he got the habit from you.
MOMO :: Wha---? Ha... I think you got your facts mixed up
ARAI :: [tries to pull away] Let go~! Rin~! ;o;
MOMO :: Arai! Calm down!
ARAI :: [squirms wildly]
RIN :: [huffs] You'd make a terrible dom, mistreating your sub that way. [kicks at Momo's leg] He said to let go.
ARAI :: [makes grabby hands at Rin] Let me go Momo~
MOMO :: [kicked, glares] ...... I've known this guy since junior high and he's no angel, but I don’t need to be telling this to you.
RIN :: [grabs onto one of Arai's grabby hands and pulls] So? He still asked you to let go and you're holding him prisoner! [thinking about siccing Kite on Momo]
MOMO :: [jerks Arai back to him]
ARAI :: Ooowww you're hurting me! D:
RIN :: [kicks at Momo's leg again] You're hurting him! [figures he needs to protect his roomie]
ARAI :: I think I'm gonna be si~ck. D:
MOMO :: [kicked] ARGH. STOP FUCKIN' KICKING ME [yanks Arai all the way back]
RIN :: Then stop hurting him, jackass.
MOMO :: [inches Arai to the door] I’m taking him for the night. Stay the fuck away
ARAI :: Wherewegoing~?
RIN :: [frowns] But I was playing with him :-(
MOMO :: Playtime's over.[moving Arai out the door]
ARAI :: Momo~ I don't feel good~ D:
MOMO :: Aw great. [moves Arai back into the room, past Rin and to the bathroom]
ARAI :: [gets sick] D:
MOMO :: [opens door of bathroom]
RIN :: [eyes the two. Makes a decision and starts out of the room]
ARAI :: [goes limp like a sack of potatoes]
MOMO :: [to Arai] if you're gonna puke, [points at toilet]
ARAI ::: [goes and gets sick]
MOMO :: [mumbling to self: He's gonna have a huge headache in the morning... but I think he
deserves it]
ARAI :: [finishes puking and starts mumble-grumbling]
MOMO :: [leans over, wraps arm around Arai and starts pulling him up] Ok come on. Get up now and
go wash your mouth.
ARAI :: [stumbles] Wash? [blinks] With beer?
MOMO :: ----NO--- with water. Go over to that sink
ARAI :: Sink? [squints] Okay~ [stumbles over to sink and slumps to floor] Whoops missed..
MOMO :: [goes over to help Arai]
ARAI :: No~ Icanna do~ it myself~
MOMO :: Yah~ sure~ [helps him]
ARAI :: No~ [sqirms] Icanna do it myself~
MOMO :: [gets him to the sink]
ARAI :: [rinses out mouth and then spits it on Momo] Haha you're all we~t! [giggles]
MOMO ::..... [breathes] haha~ funny~funny Arai [mumbles under breath: I'm so gonna kick your ass when you're sober...]
ARAI :: I'mma going sleepy now~ [slumps]
MOMO :: Oh no no no~ you can’t go to sleep here. [pulls Arai's arm over his shoulder and leads him to the door]
ARAI :: [drags feet and is generally no help at all] Mmmmmmm
MOMO :: [steps outside into the hallway]
DAN :: [Was just opening his door as he noticed Momoshiro toting Arai. Eyes bugging out, he rushes in that direction.] Kyaah, M-Momoshiro! Is that.. Arai...? What wrong with him?
MOMO :: DAN! [waves him over] Come over here and help me, will ya?
DAN :: Uwaah~ [picks up the pace] Of course, of course! Mouuu~ what happened, Momoshiro? [Blinks and offers a hand]
ARAI :: [giggles and tries to jump on Momo's back] Gimmie piggy ride Momo~
MOMO :: ack! ARAI, no! [to Dan] ... he's drunk. I’m taking him to my room cuz i dont trus--- dont like his roommate
ARAI :: But I wanna piggy ride~! [spots Dan] Hi~ [attempts to wave]
MOMO :: Maybe some other time, Arai [under breath: yah right]
DAN :: [Looks on wide-eyed, knowing a thing or two about not trusting certain people when someone's had alcohol] Aah... I-I can help, then!
MOMO :: Thanks~ I could use the help [moves Arai down the hallway with Dan]
DAN :: [Gathers a stable hold on Arai and walks with Momo] Where is your room, Momoshiro?
MOMO :: Ahaha... errr on the 5th floor
DAN :: ..... Ohh. [Eyes practically wibble as he chews on his bottom lip, not wanting to make any negative comments.]
ARAI :: [starts singing loudly]
MOMO :: [heading up the towards the 4th floor, lugging Arai still on around his shoulder]
ARAI :: [sing] I got a lovely bunch of coconuts~ dododo~ there they a~re~ standing in a row~ BIG ONES SMALL ONES SOME AS BIG AS MY HEAD!
DAN :: Mouu.. shhh, Arai... [lightly grumbling as he helps lug Arai up the stairs]
ARAI :: [not helping at all] But singing is fu~n
MOMO :: [tries to ignore arai's horribly not in tune singing]
DAN :: [Keeps a stiff upper lip and tries not to whine and bemoan his existence - and why he always gets roped into crazy situations such as these]
ARAI :: [starts swaying back and forth and laughing]
MOMO :: [wobbles a bit at the top step cuz of arai's swaying]
ARAI :: [licks Momo's neck for the hell of it] :D
DAN :: [Makes a horrified face at the sight of this]
MOMO :: [jolts head to the side, turns to Arai with a WTF look]
ARAI :: What~? [blinks] It looked tasty~
MOMO :: [clutches free hand into a first, mumbles: ooo... I could hit you right now... but I won't]
DAN :: Eww... [blinks and looks away]
ARAI :: [leers at Dan] Watch it or I'll lick you too~ [looks away and continues to sing to self]
MOMO :: [decides to hit Arai over the head with an open hand]
DAN :: [Stands up straighter and walks, facing front - not wanting to face the wrath of anyone's tongue. No, sir.]
ARAI :: [blinks] Whatdidido~? [pouts]
MOMO :: Just---- look forward and walk!
ARAI :: Okay~ [starts skipping (?!)]
MOMO :: Arai! [hits him over the head again]
ARAI :: What the fuck~! D:
MOMO :: I said walk not fuckin' skip~!
ARAI :: Fine! [talks straight and tall like a military soldier]
MOMO :: [starting up the stairs towards the 5th floor]
ARAI :: [hums loudly just to annoy Momo]
MOMO :: .....
ARAI :: [smiles drunkenly]
DAN :: [Sighs, wanting to go back to his room now and AWAY from creepy drunk guys] Nnn... almost there, Momoshiro?
MOMO :: [smile, nod towards Dan] Yah almost there~ [points] Last door at the end of the hallway
ARAI :: [raspberries at Dan] Stupid prick~
DAN :: Uwah?! [Turns to Arai with wobbling eyes] ... What?!
ARAI :: [stares Dan down] You heard me~ You're acting like a fucking prick!
DAN :: Mou... mou... mou...mou... I... was... only helping.. I... [The wibbling and the general dumbfoundedness only increases tenfold]
MOMO :: [thinks: maybe 3rd time's the charm, hits Arai over the head AGAIN, HARDER]
ARAI :: [glares at Momo] Stop hitting me idiot~
MOMO :: Maybe if you'd understood it the FIRST time, then I wouldn've done it 2 more times!
ARAI :: [blink] Understand what~?
MOMO :: ... nevermind [mumbles: you want even remember any of this in the morning anyways. Stops in front of his door] Ah, finally~ we're here!
ARAI :: Yay!
DAN :: [Sniffling, in shock, having never been called a right prick before - even by a crazy drunk guy.] Good..
MOMO :: [turns to Dan] Thanks again for your help~
ARAI :: [sings] HOME HOME ON THE RANGE~ WHERE THE DEAR AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY~
DAN :: Mm. No problem, I guess... [Resisting all urges to say something like "YEAH - well you OWE me" or "Next time he needs help - DON'T ASK ME!" he bowed his head and gathered a little more composure.] Aah... keep him quiet so I can study, Momoshiro?
MOMO :: [darts a thumbs up] Will do~!
DAN :: Thank you. [Dan nodded, finding that last phrase a bit tougher to say than usual. Though he reminded himself that Momo was a nice guy and Arai... was intoxicated.]
MOMO :: [smiled again at Dan before taking out his keys and prying the lock to his door open]
DAN :: [Quickly turned and made his way back down the hall - wanting to get a move on his studying before work in the morning - and wanting to avoid being asked anymore favors.]