Apr 24, 2011 21:12
[ today's bonding of Hayate's Angels is brought to you by the letter E, the number 4, the inevitable keysmash SKLDKLFJKSKLD, and a Minun once again playing with the 'Gear despite multiple scoldings from his trainer. Right now, however, Asuka's more preoccupied in sitting in Olivine Inn's lobby with Hayate-- each one holding two eggs in their laps and in deep conversation. ]
Ne, Asuka-san... You were studying in America, right? Are all these egg antics a strictly American thing? Because I really don't get it...
Hm? Well, I'd heard it's an Easter tradition to decorate and collect eggs in that country, but in this world, I should have expected Pokémon eggs...
Decorate eggs...? [ He glances down to the two in his lap, one of which wiggles when he glances back to Asuka. ] I'm not sure it would be proper to dress up these eggs when they're already so colorful... That'd be like giving a dull paint job to a racecar with tons of sponsor logos on it!
No... [ Asuka's obviously amused, steadying another wobbly egg on her lap; the other egg remains perfectly still. ] In this case, Hayate, I'm sure decorating these particular eggs isn't necessary.
Mm... That's good! [ A tiny cracking noise comes from Hayate's lap ] I'm not sure the Pokemon would appreciate the unwanted paint job on their home... [ another small crack ] Though now I'm just curious as to why the mascot seems to be a bunny when it's clearly chickens who do all the work...
[ Asuka opens her mouth to try and reason this out, but then she glances down at his egg with a surprised frown. ] Hayate, your egg-- [ Just as hers begins to crack. ]
--eh? [ Hayate turns his attention downward again as the egg continues to crack, before it begins glowing brightly! Yet before the butler can say a single thing, a black and white blur bursts forth as the light fades, nailing him firmly across the forehead as it sails straight up. ] -- HERK!
Hayate?! [ Asuka looks alarmed, reaching out to him-- except her egg follows suit with a shrieking blur that latches onto his hair. As it turns out, it's a tiny Starly who is frantically trying to burrow. ... Into his scalp. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS. ]
Oiiiiiiiii-! I-I might technically be your parental figure but my hair is-- ERK -- Is definitely not a nest! A-Asuka-san, gi-give me a hand he-- [ And that cry for help is cut off by a yelp as both tiny birds attempt to settle into his hair. Up Asuka goes to try and tug both birds away from him, even as one of them starts flailing and shrieking. Croissant goes leaping to the rescue, cheeks sparking-- and there goes the feed. For the sake of small children out there, of course. ]
((OOC: Video tags will be addressed by Hayate and Asuka separately, action tags will be You-Hayate-Asuka order.))
fighting without trading cards,
eeeeggs,
now hayate will never be a bride,
olivine,
the best way to hatch birds,
hayate's angels,
dammit croissant,
get out da way,
every moment is a duelist moment,
talk about timing,
starly sisters,
putting the dysfunctional in team