It's still June 3 here, so Happy Birthday, Inui!
eta: It was hard to decide whether "Inui" should scan as two or three syllables in English, but I fixed on two in the end.
Inui the Spy: A Story in Rhyme (and Dubious Taste)
Inui was a data man. He liked to write things down.
He peered and peeped and spied on people all around the town.
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