Now Lookit What the Cat Dragged In-

[pride_of_kiwi]

Ahhhh, it's good to be back home! Alaska was breathtaking and I've got some excellent footage of the bergs, but truly, there is nothing quite as relaxing as stepping back into a messy apartment what's your messy apartment. Apparently a lot has been going on in Liberty as of late- not particularly unusual, but I suppose you could say the nature of

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[godsavemy]

You best tell her it's not the most brilliant of ideas to visit my house...

Really...just in case...for her own safety...

You. Me. Haunted house. Crazy broad.

[pride_of_kiwi]

I'll do what I can to keep her preoccupied. For fourteen days...

If she does attempt going your way, I'll be sure to inform you immediately.

...I'm not sure who will come out worse in that.

[godsavemy]

Is there nothing that can steal her interest away...?

...Can't you stop her instead.

Quite possibly... the house...?

[pride_of_kiwi]

From the son of that man-? Alas... Not likely.

She's something like a freight train when she's determined. Damn hard to stop, and you'll not want to be around if she does...

I do not wish to be homeless, you understand.

[godsavemy]

T-there's other sons! Older and younger ones too!

Isn't there an emergency break...?

Oh I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad- a few shingles at most.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Oh she'll get to all of them in time. It only ever is a matter of time with her...

If there is one, chances are it's long since broken by now.

Those few shingles can mean my livelihood.

[godsavemy]

Why is she so insistent on meeting all of us...? Surely there are better goals in life that are less troublesome...