Now Lookit What the Cat Dragged In-

[pride_of_kiwi]

Ahhhh, it's good to be back home! Alaska was breathtaking and I've got some excellent footage of the bergs, but truly, there is nothing quite as relaxing as stepping back into a messy apartment what's your messy apartment. Apparently a lot has been going on in Liberty as of late- not particularly unusual, but I suppose you could say the nature of

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[Screened to Jared...because John too, feels the burn of embarrassment :V]

[pride_of_kiwi]

It was... a close call that one. Bleeding puck hit me square in the eye the second day of the tourney. Needless to say, I don't think eye patches suit me too well...

Really? Sounds like the beginning to a George Romero flick...You're lucky g'didn't up and suck the kuruma, mate! Couldn't have been that H1N1 thing that's been floating around, could it? Then again, they'dve had you quarantined for that...

Ahahaha, sacrificing grading for a hyperactive kiwi bird like me? You're too kind~ No worries bout being a grump, buggalugs. We've all got those sorts of days.

[Screened to Jared....Because they're such sad, sad men- also, thread? :3]

[pride_of_kiwi]

Well, they're thinking it jumbled something up... But I'll not be letting a thing like that get to me. Doc says it'll clear up in a few months. Really, I shouldn't have let mum play...

Romero. Great horror flick director. Dawn of the Dead and all that. Ahaha, suppose I will have to remind you! Flat's got a pretty large library of films. I can guarantee you'll never run out of anything to listen to. Good on ya- Not really one for trusting doctors too much. Quite a few of 'em just like prescribing you nonsense...

God help me, mum's going to love you, I'm sure of it. When would ya like to come around, mate?

[remylee]

Of, for- Did everyone have to find out about that and get the wrong idea? Nothing happened. It was not what it looked like.

Welcome back.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Well, m'not one to pry, certainly. But I've got to say, you've got your rellie a bit curious now...

Ahahaha, why thank you, Remy. Always nice to know I'm coming back to a warm reception. Heh. And a warmer climate.

[remylee]

It was in the middle of a park. A public park. In broad daylight. And he was asleep most of the time. What could conceivably have happened?
And yet, he wound up with three broken bones and a fractured leg. Conner is a dangerous man.

We're all glad you didn't freeze to death.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Ahhh... Well he's got a mean leftie, that's for certain. Wouldn't think too badly of him, though. He's got his heart in the right place. May just be his fists have a tendency to do the thinking first...

Heh, makin' a grown man all teary eyed you are.

[not_whales]

I'm not entirely wary of the idea of meeting your mum. Surely she can't be as cruel as mine is to Arthur...

...r-right?

[pride_of_kiwi]

Oh not at all, mate! Woman doesn't have even a milligram of cruelty in her body.

She's just, ah......... bit 'eccentric' is all. With a tendency to drive a man absolutely mad from it. I'm not certain the poor bloke, as reserved as he is, could handle her... vivacity.

But if you'd insist- she'd be dead chuffed to meet ya, Dewi~

[godsavemy]

You best tell her it's not the most brilliant of ideas to visit my house...

Really...just in case...for her own safety...

You. Me. Haunted house. Crazy broad.

[pride_of_kiwi]

I'll do what I can to keep her preoccupied. For fourteen days...

If she does attempt going your way, I'll be sure to inform you immediately.

...I'm not sure who will come out worse in that.

[godsavemy]

Is there nothing that can steal her interest away...?

...Can't you stop her instead.

Quite possibly... the house...?

[pride_of_kiwi]

From the son of that man-? Alas... Not likely.

She's something like a freight train when she's determined. Damn hard to stop, and you'll not want to be around if she does...

[4leaf_charmed]

Twas a misunderstandin' that got a few bruises tossed about. I entirely blame Moon though - I told him ta not bug my family...

Huh, good thin' 'm leavin' fer a week then, less a chance ta be caught. meeting the mum's of our siblings is ever more awkward then actually meeting them...

[pride_of_kiwi]

Ahaha, I'll be takin' your word for it then.

Thank God one of ya will be spared. Have a good trip, eh, mate? What with the fact that we're not the ones who were with the old man...

[4leaf_charmed]

Jast hafta hope she daen't insist on comin' back later on ta meet those she hasn't supposed? Most o' us weren't fer long...