Misunderstandings
Misunderstandings
Type; One-shot.
Rating; PG-13
Pairing; Onew-centric, Jonghyun/Key
Disclaimer; Just borrowing~
Notes; WELL, this was only suppose to be kind of humorous, or well as humorous as one with as fail humour as me gets but something happened and it turned kind of crack-ish? towards the end :D
I don't really like this as much as my previous fics but oh wells x.x
It was a bright sunny and perfect day for Lee Jinki. Well, it was snow-storming but because of the crazy outbreak of weather their schedules had been all cancelled and they had received a day off at home. Being the busy idols they were this was an absolute luxury so no one was really complaining about the crazy weather sweeping Seoul at the current moment.
Taemin and Minho were in the living room arguing over which television channels to watch. They’re so different off-screen, Onew thought absentmindedly. Taemin was an absolutely snarky bitch at home (probably too much Key influence) and Minho was a bit overwhelming at times. Onew didn’t even want to think about what Jonghyun and Key were doing because those two were probably off doing some highly mentally scarring things. He had lost count on how many times he had walked in on them at various stages of undress, and being Lee Jinki he had basically tripped on a sock or belt which led to him landing in the ER receiving stitches. He was pretty sure he addressed all the doctors casually now.
As he was heading towards SHINee’s shared room, he heard a rather loud CRACK come from the closed door. Curiosity getting the better of him, he pressed his ear against the wooden door.
“Yah, Key, Let’s do this quickly before the others come back.”
“Mhmmm, Onew-hyung will freak if he saw it.”
What could they possibly be doing that they didn’t want him to see? Listening more intently, he could hear groans from the other side of the door.
“Ugh, Jonghyun this hurts.”
“Well, no shit.”
“Hey! I’m doing the work here, be a bit more supportive will you?”
“Sorry, sweetie,” the sarcasm was dripping from Jonghyun’s words.
“Ugh, just shut u- owww.”
“Uh, go slower?”
“Yeah, I think...”
“Oh yeahhh, nearly there baby, just a bit more.”
There was a weird noise, which made Onew get red from embarrassment. What was he doing here anyway?
“FUCK!”
“What? Oh… Well isn’t this is just grand. Hey, get on me. We’ll get deeper.”
“Okay, wait, hang on… hey…oh my god YES!”
“Oh god, like finally.”
“Uhh...”
“What now? Oh… shit.”
Onew was leaning against the wall opposite their room by now, his face as red as a tomato. At that moment, Taemin was walking down the hallway, heading for their room. As he passed Onew, he concernedly asked, “Are you okay, hyung?”
Receiving no response, he turned away, reaching for the doorknob. Onew, coming to his senses shouted out desperately, “No! Taemin! Don’t…”
Taemin was already pushing the door open.
“Open the door…” Onew whispered out lowly, shutting his eyes tightly, hands over his ears as he waited for Taemin’s shrieks or well, something.
When he heard nothing but his own erratic heartbeat he opened his left eye slowly to see Taemin briefly look at him like he had grown a second head and proceeded into the room normally. Timidly, he tip-toed over and peered his head in from the doorway, only to see Jonghyun and Key fully dressed with a rather panicked look on their faces. Key’s arm was red, like he had stuck his hand down some tight crevice. What came to his attention however, was the dented piece of metal in Key’s hands.
“Is that my iPod!?” were the first words that came out of Jinki’s mouth as his face became red for an entirely different reason this time.
Before he could even start shouting at the two for damaging his beloved iPod, they cut him off with sorry’s and then proceeded to try and explain to him that Key wanted to rearrange their bedroom and his iPod had been thrown carelessly somewhere, which added to his rage even more. They realised later that his iPod was stuck behind their rather tall drawers and as their rambling got faster and faster, he was blinded with anger. Everyone in the dorm knew that a angry Jinki was not a nice Jinki and as soon as Jonghyun and Key noticed that look they were scrambling as fast as they could out the door and as far away from Jinki as they possibly could without leaving their apartment.
The two were locked in the bathroom the whole night, too fearful for their lives to come out. On the other hand, a certain Lee Jinki cried for his very first iPod that night.
The next time Onew heard weird sounds coming from their room, he feared for his new iPod touch and barged into their shared room immediately, slamming the door open with monstrous strength. However, the sight before him was very disturbing as he saw a shirtless and disgruntled Jonghyun on top of Key and -
Yes, Lee Jinki was very acquainted with the ER.
End Notes; Hi, yeah I don't know what happened. This is what happens when I don't use prompts. My mind goes retarded and things like this come out :D~ Thanks for reading!
Type; One-shot.
Rating; PG-13
Pairing; Onew-centric, Jonghyun/Key
Disclaimer; Just borrowing~
Notes; WELL, this was only suppose to be kind of humorous, or well as humorous as one with as fail humour as me gets but something happened and it turned kind of crack-ish? towards the end :D
I don't really like this as much as my previous fics but oh wells x.x
It was a bright sunny and perfect day for Lee Jinki. Well, it was snow-storming but because of the crazy outbreak of weather their schedules had been all cancelled and they had received a day off at home. Being the busy idols they were this was an absolute luxury so no one was really complaining about the crazy weather sweeping Seoul at the current moment.
Taemin and Minho were in the living room arguing over which television channels to watch. They’re so different off-screen, Onew thought absentmindedly. Taemin was an absolutely snarky bitch at home (probably too much Key influence) and Minho was a bit overwhelming at times. Onew didn’t even want to think about what Jonghyun and Key were doing because those two were probably off doing some highly mentally scarring things. He had lost count on how many times he had walked in on them at various stages of undress, and being Lee Jinki he had basically tripped on a sock or belt which led to him landing in the ER receiving stitches. He was pretty sure he addressed all the doctors casually now.
As he was heading towards SHINee’s shared room, he heard a rather loud CRACK come from the closed door. Curiosity getting the better of him, he pressed his ear against the wooden door.
“Yah, Key, Let’s do this quickly before the others come back.”
“Mhmmm, Onew-hyung will freak if he saw it.”
What could they possibly be doing that they didn’t want him to see? Listening more intently, he could hear groans from the other side of the door.
“Ugh, Jonghyun this hurts.”
“Well, no shit.”
“Hey! I’m doing the work here, be a bit more supportive will you?”
“Sorry, sweetie,” the sarcasm was dripping from Jonghyun’s words.
“Ugh, just shut u- owww.”
“Uh, go slower?”
“Yeah, I think...”
“Oh yeahhh, nearly there baby, just a bit more.”
There was a weird noise, which made Onew get red from embarrassment. What was he doing here anyway?
“FUCK!”
“What? Oh… Well isn’t this is just grand. Hey, get on me. We’ll get deeper.”
“Okay, wait, hang on… hey…oh my god YES!”
“Oh god, like finally.”
“Uhh...”
“What now? Oh… shit.”
Onew was leaning against the wall opposite their room by now, his face as red as a tomato. At that moment, Taemin was walking down the hallway, heading for their room. As he passed Onew, he concernedly asked, “Are you okay, hyung?”
Receiving no response, he turned away, reaching for the doorknob. Onew, coming to his senses shouted out desperately, “No! Taemin! Don’t…”
Taemin was already pushing the door open.
“Open the door…” Onew whispered out lowly, shutting his eyes tightly, hands over his ears as he waited for Taemin’s shrieks or well, something.
When he heard nothing but his own erratic heartbeat he opened his left eye slowly to see Taemin briefly look at him like he had grown a second head and proceeded into the room normally. Timidly, he tip-toed over and peered his head in from the doorway, only to see Jonghyun and Key fully dressed with a rather panicked look on their faces. Key’s arm was red, like he had stuck his hand down some tight crevice. What came to his attention however, was the dented piece of metal in Key’s hands.
“Is that my iPod!?” were the first words that came out of Jinki’s mouth as his face became red for an entirely different reason this time.
Before he could even start shouting at the two for damaging his beloved iPod, they cut him off with sorry’s and then proceeded to try and explain to him that Key wanted to rearrange their bedroom and his iPod had been thrown carelessly somewhere, which added to his rage even more. They realised later that his iPod was stuck behind their rather tall drawers and as their rambling got faster and faster, he was blinded with anger. Everyone in the dorm knew that a angry Jinki was not a nice Jinki and as soon as Jonghyun and Key noticed that look they were scrambling as fast as they could out the door and as far away from Jinki as they possibly could without leaving their apartment.
The two were locked in the bathroom the whole night, too fearful for their lives to come out. On the other hand, a certain Lee Jinki cried for his very first iPod that night.
The next time Onew heard weird sounds coming from their room, he feared for his new iPod touch and barged into their shared room immediately, slamming the door open with monstrous strength. However, the sight before him was very disturbing as he saw a shirtless and disgruntled Jonghyun on top of Key and -
Yes, Lee Jinki was very acquainted with the ER.
End Notes; Hi, yeah I don't know what happened. This is what happens when I don't use prompts. My mind goes retarded and things like this come out :D~ Thanks for reading!