Best Christmas Gift Ever!!!
Because a good closeted friend is leaving for Singapore, he asked me a favor -- could I take his porn stash for safekeeping, lest a potentially cleaning-compulsive mother decides to clean up his room. I graciously accepted, as we all know he's actually doing ME a favor.
Lo and behold, I was given a -- get this -- SUITCASE of goodies to keep! Seriously! I think we guys worry that we're sex addicts...then we see someone else's stuff and you go...I'm normal. Hahaha.
And isn't it very very intimate to find out what floats your friend's boat???
So if I don't go out for the next year, I get really really skinny and dehydrated and I don't seem to get any sleep -- get in me some help quick! (And I don't mean a helping hand.) Hahaha.
Lo and behold, I was given a -- get this -- SUITCASE of goodies to keep! Seriously! I think we guys worry that we're sex addicts...then we see someone else's stuff and you go...I'm normal. Hahaha.
And isn't it very very intimate to find out what floats your friend's boat???
So if I don't go out for the next year, I get really really skinny and dehydrated and I don't seem to get any sleep -- get in me some help quick! (And I don't mean a helping hand.) Hahaha.