The Cicero Legacy, my first one!
WARNING: Nasty language may be used:P
Meet Azalea Cicero, our founder. She's Brave, Family-Oriented, Friendly, Hopeless Romantic, and she Loves the Outdoors. Her Lifetime wish is to Be Surrounded by Family (raise five kids x.x) and she loves classical music, Peanut Butter & Jelly, and the color black (like my soul).
Azalea purchased a lot across from the beach. Cuz i liek teh b33ch, k?
I told her to run across the street quickly (without looking both ways) so I could build her a beautiful home where she could raise many babbys.
After I built this home, Azalea had $98 left. Oh well.
Oh boy. This is what happens as soon as I unpause.
She makes a break for is and begins running down the road, passing up a possibly available male sim. :-O
She sat down to have a drink (which I misplaced a photo of :/ ) and then got up to immediately make herself another. I'm not even sure how she knew there was a bar down the street. I guess her spidey senses were tingling.
So I told her to quit fucking around and go to the park. She made this scary face when she got there.
She then played chess alone. But playing chess alone doesn't make an heir, so off we go!
She has a seat next to this gangster and steals some food.
He talks to her the entire time, presumably about work, but he doesn't look her in the face even once. Azalea doesn't like unsecure men (or gangstaz).
Azalea: YAY SWING!!!111!
So she decides to go swing (which doesn't make an heir....)
Little Kaylynn Langerak has a seat next to her XD
Azalea: O.O; Why is she looking at me like that?
I think she's trolling for pussy. Better leave. Pedophilia does not an heir make.
We see this guy, but he has an earring. Ew.
And young Malcolm Landgraab has ridden past her at least three times, always staring at her over his glasses. Why can't young adult, earringless men do that?!?! D:<
Another gangsta. Where are all the decent men!?!?!
AHA! AT THE GYM! Sure enough, after being at the gym for about .3 seconds, two decent-looking men come through the door (after standing there for ten minutes, waiting for Azalea to GTFOOTW).
Ehhh.. Well, bad facial hair and earrings aren't genetic, right?
I have Azalea talk up this dude enough to find out he's single! Squee!
Azalea: Soooo.. I like your beard... thingie.
Jared: HOW DARE YOU?!?! MINUSMINUS
Since Azalea sux at finding someone to get in bed with her, she decides to go fishing. And she's good at it!
Since sleeping takes forever....
I watch the moon set from Azalea's front porch c:
This is how we make waffles? O.o
And even though she stood there waiting patiently for her waffles (and checking on them every five seconds)..
She burned them. ANd then had the nerve to bitch to me about how hungry she was.
she duznt hav it
I learned that Jared the Bearded Weirdo lives next door. So Azalea hops on over there to say howdy.
Jared: Oh, hi. You're the bitch who insulted my earring. Welcome.
She was feeling grungy, so she used his shower. Apparenly this was highly inappropriate, although he was daydreaming about her the whole time.
I decided I didn't want to spend any more time with that weirdo, so as she showered, I went looking around for a babydaddy man to spend some quality time with, getting to know. I spotted this guy, Hank, looking rather worried in the pool. As if someone would prey on him. Yeah. As if ANYONE would be after him for any reason.
I have Azalea dash across town to show him he has nothing to worry about. Or to splash him in the eyes. Whichever.
He got out of the pool to go eat :( So Azalea got up to follow him.
As soon as she sat down, he got up. WTF?!
So she sit way across from him. God, she's such a creeper. JUST GET UP AND TALK TO HIM!
As soon as she introduces herself, it seems that they are on the same wavelength!!
He seems to have fallen in love with Azalea at first sight!
....Or he was just thinking about his old lady at home. =(
Azalea: But I'm prettier!
Hank: No, you see? She and I are to be married on the beach soon, in a wonderful, storybook ceremony.
Azalea: Oh, you're getting me so hot!
O.o
Hank: .....
And since she sucks at picking men up, we conclude this day with fishing. Again.
Azalea: O PLZ CAN WE GET A FISHBOWL NAD A GOLDFISHYY PLZ PLZ PLZZZZZZZZZZZ
Since we still only have $98, you'll need to get a job...
She joins the business career, because I think we might be able to find her a man there.
The following night, she heads on over to see Hank at his house, where she tells him juicy gossip, and all he can think about is marrying Pauline. All Pauline can think about is how much she loves him. Gag me.
Then they start to dance right in front of Azalea! D:<
But she's a baby-hungry ring-hunter good friend of Hank's, so she wants a turn!
New twist! Catching BUTTERFLIES after failure!
Here she is, home from work her first day.
Azalea: What is up with these fugly clothes?!
With the money she earned from work, we fulfill some wishes, with some fishes.
The next morning she magically makes a package go through the mailbox! WITCH!!!1!!
She seems really into the guy who picks her up from work. She stared at him like a creeper the whole way there. But I think he's ugly.
After work, we head on over to the pool to meet some men. But this dude is the only one there. And he's doing a catwalk. And thinking of some other woman. And fat.
OMG A MAN CAN YOU SEE TEH MANN!>!?!?!/1/1?!?
OVAR THAR!
Azalea makes a break for it, and finds TWO MEN IN ONE! SCORE! XD
Conjoined twin #1: Hi, I'm Chris.
Conjoined twin #2: Hi, I'm Stiles.
Chris: Right on, bro.
Right through the chest.
D: T.T.. I Guess they weren't conjoined afterall.
Azalea: Baby, I could make some sweet music with you.
YAY!
Azalea: Seriosuly, baby. I can have you singing all night long, if you come back to my place.
When she inquires about his love life, he makes a weird face. We'll just take that to mean single. =)
Azalea: Yeah, baby.. I'll stick my tongue out like this...
Azalea: We can do it in the tub... C'mon...
And Stiles seemed into it...
But I guess not. =(
Azalea heads home. Will she find someone to impregnate her love? Find out next time.
Thank you for reading. =) I'm not the greatest storyteller, but hopefully I'll get better as I get more experienced.