The Cicero Legacy 1.1: prettysims

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The Cicero Legacy 1.1

Jun 18, 2009 21:59

Previously with Azalea Cicero, she was on the hunt for a husband. She was rejected a lot and met some ugly dudes. She joined the business career and got a pet goldfish named Johan. She fished a whole bunch and found some flutterbies.

The next day, all Azalea could think about was Stiles.

See?

I just don't see how making Mac & Cheese can make such a terrible mess. And I would know. :P

Azalea found some rocks and had them cut pretty, for $10 apiece. This almost doubled their value. But I wanted to make Johan's table pretty instead of selling them. =)

Azalea is one messy sim. She make SALAD on this counter. Motherfucking salad.

We finally got Stiles over.
Stiles: *thinking* She really needs some trees...
He's right. We'll get on that.
Eventually.

So Azalea decided to try and be cute.
AND IT WORKED. Except look at where her hands are. o.o

Stiles doesn't mind. XD

The best massages are the ones where your fingers quite literally dig into the shoulders.

*luffs*

Yay! First kiss!

Oh baby. This just keeps getting hotter and hotter.
Azalea: u will b my bf nao k?

Stiles: kthx.

After that, he left. O.o

IN THIS. DAYUM.

Azalea went inside to paint a self portrait.
It was apparently worth $2. If you ask me, though, I wouldn't take it even if someone paid me.

Someone bought it, though. The world may never know.

Stiles wouldn't answer his phone because he was at work. Azalea knew he worked in the music biz, so she headed on over to the theater to stalk him wait for him to get off.

Here she is, being conspicuously inconspicuous.

O.o He got out and went straight to the street to get in this car. THAT IS NOT A LIMO. D:<

No matter. Hubbyhungry ahem.. Azalea invited him over the next day.

She actually managed to get him indoors this time, where she seduced him with talks about flags and world leaders and promotions. This got him really hot, and her uterus was practically singing for a baby. She asked him if he wanted to woohoo. He said hell yes.

OKAY UTERUS WE HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR KTHX.

I'm a voyeur.

WHERE'S THE BABY MUSIC?!?!?!?! D:<

*baby chimes*

Azalea doesn't want a bastard.
Azalea: Stiles, I love you. Marry me or else I'll kill you Will you be my husband?

He said no. I forgot to snap a picture. Then he went to take a piss.

Azalea followed him into the bathroom, let him finish his business, and then asked again after flirting once or twice and giving him a skin-penetrating massage of pain. This time he said yes.

They wasted no time getting married.

Now THAT'S a kiss.

STILES CICERO
Lifetime Wish: Be Swimming in Cash (have $60,000 in family funds)
Loner, Loves the Outdoors, Neat, Frugal, Light-Sleeper
He loves electronica music, Mac & Cheese, and the color white.

Good thing. You don't have a choice, lady.

I had them go to the park. Azalea was glad she was married, but Stiles looked like he was in heaven. All the sex he wants!

Stiles wanted to play guitar, and so he did. But he was putting this guy to sleep.

Remember Kaylynn Langerak? The creepy little girl from the swing last chapter? This is her, swooning over Azalea's new husband. She's a teenager now.

Then Zelda Mae came over and they started grooving to his jamz.

Back home, Azalea gets nauseous. From unknown cause. Riiiiiiiiight.

Stiles: WHY DO I BREAK EVERYTHING THAT I TOUCH?!?!?!
He broke the sink, and then the tub .9 seconds later.

*Pregnancy chorus*

She wanted a girl.

We added to the house.

*whistles innocently* .....What?

Azalea is super geeked to be a mama. She keeps wanting to read the pregnancy books. So I buy her both: Totally Preggers: An Expectant Mother's Tale, and Baby Incoming: Preparing with Vigilance.
She still hasn't told Stiles that she's pregnant yet..

Azalea: Stiles, I have some news... There's a baby in my belly!

Stiles: *................*

Stiles: Good job! *thumbs up*

Stiles: Howdy little guy! OMG SHOEZ

Look who broke the toilet.

He was feeling rather emo after he broke yet another appliance. So he went into the empty nursery to play some tunes in the dark.

Azalea had the want to woohoo, so I had them flirt forever.

But eating face was as far as they could go. =(

Then I realized, after a period of lagginess that made me go O.O, that I hadn't saved except for once after I built her house. So I saved.

Azalea: Wassat?!
Johan: Oh please. Not in my bowl!!

Azalea: *gasping for air*
Johan:I DEMAND TO BE MOVED TO THE KITCHEN NOW!

Have you ever seen the film Mixed Nuts? Azalea looks just like Gracie.

Stiles finally interrupts his emo session to being to you a freak-out session.

Azalea tries to sneak to the hospital so she can get some drugs.

Azalea: BUT I'M HAVING A BABY.
Me: No hospital. There's MRSA at the hospital. You will stay here. :P

Azalea: XD

Awwww.

Twins! I got to roll both of their traits myself. I used the in-game dice. I decorated their nursery based on their favorite colors.

Ruby:
Virtuoso, Good.
Likes custom music, dim sum food, and the color spice brown.

Rosemary:
Excitable, Virtuoso.
Likes custom music, spaghetti, and the color violet.