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Apr 24, 2006 17:28

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is
that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took
this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the
doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test

- it rules -

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 24% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 19% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 11% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

You are
[] really short under 5'2
[x] 5'2 -5'6"
[] 5'7'' more medium then short
[] in between 5'7" - 6'
[] tall

[] NATURALLY blonde
[] redhead
[x] brunette
[] NATURALLY dirty blonde/brownish
[] AT THE MOMENT brown

[] blue-eyed
[] brown-eyed
[] green-eyed
[x] hazel eyed
[] gold/gray-eyed
[] silver/gray- eyed

[] glasses
[] contacts

[] short hair
[] med.
[x] long hair

Your nationality includes...
[] chinese
[] indian
[] taiwanese
[] japanese
[] hispanic
[] nicoya
[] puerto rican
[] chicana
[x] italian
[] scottish
[] filipino
[] armenian
[] dutch
[x] french
[x] german
[x] irish
[] greek
[] portuguese
[] polish
[x] english
[] korean
[] jamacian
[] canadian
[] lithuanian
[] native american
[] russian
[] swedish
[] african
[] peruvian
[] hungarian
[] thai
[] czech-slovakian
[] you aren't sure
[] romanian
[] finnish
[] egyptian
[] welsh
[] norweigian
[] croation
[] austrian
[] persian

Your favorite color(s) are?
[] red
[] khaki
[x] pink
[] yellow
[] black
[] green
[] blue
[] white
[] silver
[x] purple
[] brown
[] orange
[] clear

Some sports/physical things you have done?
[] soccer
[x] cheerleading
[x] dancing
[] lacrosse
[] field hockey
[] hockey
[] football
[x] softball
[] ice skating
[] wrestling
[x] gymnastics
[] track/cross country
[x] basketball
[] baseball
[x] golf
[x] playing music
[] hiking
[x] kayaking
[x] camping
[x] horseback riding
[x] tennis
[x] volleyball
[] martial arts
[] rugby
[] frisby golf
[] surfing
[] motocross
[] bmx
[] wakeboarding
[] snowboarding
[] boxing

Your personality is sometimes...
[x] talkative
[] shy
[x] funny
[x] serious
[x] bubbly
[x] spazzy
[x] fun loving
[x] laid back
[] strict
[x] hyper
[] weird
[] ditzy
[x] sarcastic
[] slow

The music you like is?
[x] classic rock
[x] rap
[x] alternative
[x] rock
[x] pop
[] country
[x] r&b
[] slow jams
[] christian
[] classical
[x] techno
[x] oldies
[x] punk
[] metal
[x] reggae
[] emo
[] screamo
[] latin
[x] hardcore
[] noise
[x] ska
[] 80's
[] reggaeton
[] dancehall
[] hip hop

The pets you have had?
[x] cat
[x] dog
[] lizard
[] rat
[] ferret
[] rabbit
[x] fish
[] ducks
[] chickens
[] rooster
[] horse
[] bird
[] frog
[] hermit crab
[] prarie dog
[] none
[x] turtle
[x] hamster
[x] snake
[] gerbil
[] guinea pig
[] goats
[] chinchilla
[] tarantula
[] squirrel
[] grasshopper
[] turkey
[] geese

Clothes you like to wear are?
[] plain tshirts
[] hoodies
[] sneakers
[x] jeans
[x] flip-flops
[] sweatpants
[] ball caps
[] skirts

Clothing Brands you like?
[x] American Eagle
[] Hollister
[] Abercrombie & Fitch
[] Target
[] Wal-mart
[] Wet Seal
[] Billabong
[] O'neill
[] PacSun
[] Aeropostale
[] Hot Topic
[x] Guess
[] Diesel

Shoe Brands?
[] Nike
[x] Adidas
[] K Swiss
[x] Steve Madden
[] Vans
[] Etnies
[] Axis
[x]Other

States I have been to.
[] Alabama
[] Alaska
[] Arizona
[] Arkansas
[] California
[] Colorado
[x] Connecticut
[x] Delaware
[x] Florida
[x] Georgia
[] Hawaii
[] Idaho
[] Illinois
[] Indiana
[] Iowa
[] Kansas
[x] Kentucky
[] Louisianna
[] Maine
[x] Maryland
[x] Massachusetts
[] Michigan
[] Minnesota
[] Mississippi
[] Missouri
[] Montana
[] Nebraska
[] Nevada
[] New Hampshire
[x] New Jersey
[] New Mexico
[X] New York
[x] North Carolina
[] North Dakota
[x] Ohio
[] Oklahoma
[] Oregon
[X] Pennsylvania
[x] Rhode Island
[x] South Carolina
[] South Dakota
[] Tennessee
[] Texas
[x] Utah
[] Vermont
[x] Virginia
[] Washington
[] West Virginia
[] Wisconsin
[] Wyoming

[Marital Status] single
[Shoe size] 9
[Parents still together] yep
[Siblings] jay
[Pets] teddy

FAVORITES
[Color] pink
[Number] 6
[Animal] dog i guess
[Drinks] vodka
[Soda] none
[Book] dan brown books
[Flower] daisy

DO YOU
[Color your hair?] never have
[Twirl your hair?] yes
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] not usually
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes/sometimes if i'm drunk
[Like roller coasters?] ABSOLUTELY
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yes
[Want more piercings?] sorta
[Like cleaning?] I like it when things are clean but the process it annoying
[Write in cursive or print?] mostly cursive if i'm in a rush
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] yes
[Own a cell phone?] yeah
[Ever get off the damn computer?] if i leave the room haha

HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] no
[Considered a life of crime?] no
[Considered being a hooker?] no
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] no
[Made out with JUST a friend?] a few times
[Been in lust?] yes
[Used someone] yes
[Been used?] yes
[Been cheated on?] sort of
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] kicked no, slapped yes
[Stolen anything?] no
[Held a gun] no

CURRENTS
[Current clothing] track pants and a t-shirt
[Current mood] torn, confused
[Current taste] apple
[What you currently smell like] dove soap
[Current hair] just out of the shower and turnchbull hahha
[Current thing I ought to be doing] my autocad lab
[Current cd in stereo] none
[Last book you read] wicked
[Last movie you saw] atlantis
[Last thing you ate] an apple
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my mom
[Do drugs?] not regularly.. but i have
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yes
[Remember your first love?] yes
[Still love him/her?] no
[Read the newspaper?] sometimes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] no
[Do well in school?] if i try
[Wear hats] no
[Hate yourself?] sometimes
[Have an obsession?] i guess so
[Collect anything?] recently started a shotglass collection
[Have a best friend?] YES
[Close friends?] absolutely
[Like your handwriting?] yeah sure
[Care about looks] sometimes

LOVE LIFE
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no, lust yes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] no
[Are you a tease?] i've been told
[Too shy to make the first move?] no

ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yes
[Bitch/Asshole] i don't think so
[sarcastic] yes
[Angel] no
[Devil] no
[Shy] no
[Talkative] yes

Last person who...
Slept in your bed: krysten
Saw you cry: brian
Made you cry: brian/lauren
You went to the movies with: i think my mom like 7 months ago
You went to the mall with: lauren
One thing you could take back: i don't know

Have You Ever...
Said "I Love You" and meant it: no
Gotten in a fight with your pet: uhm.. teddy and i put the gloves on at least once a week
Been to California: nope
Been to Mexico: YES
Been to China: nope
Been to Canada: hells yeah
Been to Europe: no
Danced naked: yes
Wish you were the opposite sex: many times

What book are you reading now: trying to read pride and prejudice
Worst feeling in the world: when someone says they don't care about you

Future KIDS name:
Boy: Nikolas John
Girl: Rose
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no
What's under your bed: a printer, shoes, and a trunk full of movies
Favorite sport to watch: basketball
Favorite Location: probably nyc
Piercings/Tattoos: just my ears
What are you most scared of: failing, falling, and bugs
Where do you want to get married: i don't know yet.. haven't thought about that
Who do you really hate? no one really
Do you have a job: i will in like a month
Do you like being around people: yes.. but i need my nap time
Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: no
Have you ever cried: who hasn't?
Are you lonely right now: a little but thats becasue I havent like seen anyone in like 4 hours
Song that's stuck in your head right now? missy elliot - we run this
Played strip poker: yes
Gotten beaten up: jokingly
Pulled an all nighter: definitely
Been on radio/TV: yes
Been in a mosh-pit: yes
Last time you threw up: uhm..the beginning of spring semester
Last time smoked? three days ago
Last time did illegal drugs? 4/20
Last time got drunk? last night

In the last 24 Hours have you...
Cried: yes
Bought something: yes
Gotten sick: no
Sang: yes
Been kissed: yes
Had sex: no
Felt stupid: yes
Talked to an ex: no
Missed someone: yes
Hugged someone: yes

Put an x to the things you’ve done

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
(x) made out with a member of the same sex
() been in love
() been dumped
() shoplifted
() been fired
() been in a fist fight
() been or gotten someone pregnant
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
() been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
() gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) Skipped school
() slept with a co-worker
() seen someone die
(x) been on a plane
() thrown up in a bar
() purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
() met someone in person from myspace
() been hxc dancing at a show
() been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
() used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
() felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) Slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
() been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
() run a red light
() been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
(x) Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
() eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had déjà vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
() Witnessed a crime
() Pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
() squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) Been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
() played cops and robbers
() recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
() paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
() written a letter to Santa Clause
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
() watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
() humped a monkey
(x) worn pearls
() jumped off a bridge
() Screamed penis in class
() ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
() got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
() kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
() didn't take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
() had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
(x) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
() worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
() Gone streaking
(x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) Played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
() made porn
() wanted to kill someone
() believe in Jesus
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
() tripped on acid
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
()been caught masturbating
()killed an animal bigger than you
()done coke
(x) have a Brittany Spears CD
(x) Forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(x) ever said 'nigger'
() driven drunk
() French braided someone’s hair
(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool
() been kicked out of your house
() performed anal sex with a partner
() stolen a car
(x) smoked pot
(x) had your heart broken
(x) Know what 'flatulent' means
(/) had sex in public
() wanted bigger penis/boobs
() are a hypochondriac
(x) are sick of feminists
() have a journal
() have a cd you are embarrassed to own
() fooled around at work
() hit a car and ran
(x) are afraid to die
(x) are happy with your life
() know someone who has done heroin or crack
() have done graffiti
() stolen from a friend
(x) Been caught singing by the person in the car next to you
() gotten naked at a strip club
(x) have a best friend
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