the fine art of procrastination

Apr 23, 2006 20:53

I have mastered the art of procrastination.

I felt the need to update... I mean it has been four months already. The spring '06 semester (otherwise known as spring break '06.. cancun!) is finally coming to an end. As a result there have been quite a few mental breakdowns the past 3 weeks or so. Ri-DONK-ulous! I think last night pretty much one the award for the "WHAT THE FUCK" night this year at UB. I think more crap happened this weekend alone than in this and last semester. I awake this morning to michael barkley asking me "who's pants are you wear?" as well as my favorite.. "I hope you girls are going to like holding your hands while you piss because last night brian ripped down the divider in between the stalls in your bathroom." Well then, that's just fabulous! I don't want to get into details but last night pretty much consisted of a lot of screaming/crying girls, a few bows were thrown, some crab salad, and I picked my bridesmaids for my wedding (but not my maid of honor).. so I'm all set. Yeah. I don't even know how you could describe the random chaos that was last night. Springfest '06... yeah I'll remember you.

Soo.. I went to Salt Lake City, Utah. That was cool, you can't dance after two a.m. because it's illegal. Shhh I broke the law.

the Ham

(47% dark, 61% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

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