Fifty Shades of Crap: The snailmail project
ETA: Temporarily public.
This is mainly for necromommycon's amusement, but for anyone else who has subjected themselves to the horror that is the E.L. James series of dubcon and terrible writing (or for those who were wise enough to avoid and just want a laugh), you can take a glimpse at what several of us have done to a copy of the heinous first installment. necromommycon kicked it off, and it went through three people's edits/additions/notations/hilarious asides before reaching me, at which point I whipped out the gold gel pen and went to town. It's now headed off elsewhere, but I wanted to get a few photos of the more LOL-worthy pages before giving it up.
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I really think more people should do this with terrible books. It makes things so much more fun. I think I laughed more while "reading" this one than I ever have at actual comedy or satire. Well played, predecessors. And good luck to my successors. At least there are still 46 shades of ink from which to choose.
P.S. If you happen to want to be added to the list of recipients & are up to adding snark before sending it off to the next victim lucky person, do let us know. I'm not sure how long the queue is, but it's worth the wait.
This is mainly for necromommycon's amusement, but for anyone else who has subjected themselves to the horror that is the E.L. James series of dubcon and terrible writing (or for those who were wise enough to avoid and just want a laugh), you can take a glimpse at what several of us have done to a copy of the heinous first installment. necromommycon kicked it off, and it went through three people's edits/additions/notations/hilarious asides before reaching me, at which point I whipped out the gold gel pen and went to town. It's now headed off elsewhere, but I wanted to get a few photos of the more LOL-worthy pages before giving it up.
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I really think more people should do this with terrible books. It makes things so much more fun. I think I laughed more while "reading" this one than I ever have at actual comedy or satire. Well played, predecessors. And good luck to my successors. At least there are still 46 shades of ink from which to choose.
P.S. If you happen to want to be added to the list of recipients & are up to adding snark before sending it off to the next victim lucky person, do let us know. I'm not sure how long the queue is, but it's worth the wait.