man it gots worsed!

Feb 28, 2007 18:25

Raul is jus not riught, yuo guys! he know i onna fast track fer another Miss Piggy Kitty and he sabatage muh lifes!

he saw this thing bout taht kid in teh pond taht is liek, 8yr old and 2 hundred and fuhty pounds or sumthin.

he look at me and i is 9 year old so he say i gotta go onna diet! WTehF?

he say i too big, so he does wshat he usualy do when he get hiome from prolly drinking at teh place he goes and he feed us all.

THEN HE LOCK ME ONNA PROCH FOR AN HOUR!

muh momy came out when i cried and left me muh share of teh food out there and i hads water and a liter box but THIS IS CLEERLY ANIMUL CRUULTY!

someone calla cops or sumthin, he ruining muh life!

i cried and cried to be let in. then he let me in and ledft teh door open so i go out and eat muh food, then come back inside a half hour later and ALLA OTHER FOOD WUS GONE!!1

now yuo guys, i haveta eat more then teh other cats to keep muh gurly feegure. so what i do is let them all start eating and then they leave teh rest fer later.

muh nickname is later so i eats teh rest of they food.

BUT NOW RAUL WONT LET ME!

but it even worse. teh only thing taht kept me goin out there wus taht i thought about it and i think today is muh birfday! so maybe Raul and momy are setting up teh birfday party wiff tuna cake! so i was all like "let me in so i dont die oh whoa is meeow." and stuff like taht so they dont know i know you know?

well i wus sure of it cuz it took forever to let me back on and alla yuo guys would jump out and wish me happy birfday!

so i come on in like i sed i did and looked everywhere called out to yuo guys and YUO GUYS WERENT HEAR!!!

no tuna cake even!

Raul ses it not muh birfday.

*huff*

i think i klnow muh own birfday Raul! it was either today or taht day back a few months ago when everyone opened presents BUT MEEEEEEEEE!

oh and then his boy, taht orange cat Kirins told me mean stuffs.

Raul aloways says taht his boy says mean things to get outta fights and i seen it.

but i wasnt fighting!

he told me that when muh momy wus cleening teh carpets she sed taht she wanna look into those creepy hairles cats. Raul ses he get teh shaver thingy. Momy ses nope, fer next time when we trade them in. Raul ses taht they gunna look into teh lease option from teh cat dealer.

i dont know what to beeleve!

polycat, is tehy such a thing or are they kiddin me?

i so scard and hurt yuo guys.

well kinda hurt because i into emo now.

yup. i wus all goth and shut fer a while and then wus into cbm and idm and sum punk rocks and that, and muh heart will always beelong to muh precious I-Rock butt now i likes this emo stuffs. i need a eye patch.

i hate taht my chemicak romance crap thou. taht not real emo. and emo peeples arent emo stuupids, taht a type of music and arcitekshure. stuupids.

i love teh new band Do These Jeans Make MY LIFE SUCK WORSE THAN HELL cuz they is all like me, young and full of questions like why is they air and why caint i eat it?

they has a song called "our love is teh blood what flow in our vains and sumtimes when i alone i cut muhself to taste you."

it bootiful.

in case you calling me too late i sugest you see teh entry i made b4 el jay was even made called "i discover emo" back in 1999.

also they is this greet band called Dad Fisted My Soul. i think they awesum!

so awesum that i sad.

on a diet?

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