OH MY FUCK HAVEN
#HISFACETHOUGH #JUSTTHETIP #THATSSOHAVEN
it took me 27 minutes to pick out the GIF used above the cut, so much for sleep.
my thoughts are completely random and out of order-you'll see, sorry--i can't function..NGL, you'll need to sound out words and shit
First off, tweeting LIVE with my girls, AND IT WAS aaaaaMMMMMAAAZZZZING! I love you all and strongly suggest you tune into COMMUNITY so we can just roll one obsession into another.
I also watched with my best friend as usual, and she proved again and again why she is my favorite person in the world-actual quotes-
"Is it ALMOST over?" "yes" "BUT they didn't go on their date yet!" <3
after the ending-"BUT THEY DIDN'T GO ON THEIR DATE THOUGH!"
She is seriously the wind beneath my wings-she is the one that introduced HAVEN to me shortly after it started. She def regrets that decision--you see as adorable and endearing as my HAVEN OBSESSION is online, does not mesh well in RL. She can say nice things during HAVEN but the minute it ends she moves on with her life, and I'm like--but..can't we discuss his face more? I love her dearly, but I gotta work on making her CREY like me. Hiatus MISSION!
So I will try and do a running commentary, but I only watched live--and during that I spent the majority time not listening to Nathan because his facial beauty is distracting as fuck--and not the best multitasker so as I am live tweeting Adrienne is reacting and I'm like--wait, what happened? Did it involve #hisfacethough? We watched Sons of Anarchy after--correction--she watch Sons of Anarchy-i spent 27 mins looking for gif.
The opening scene was awesome, dark--this season was much darker than last season-but i dig it
So at the beginning all I noticed was a Lack of Nathan-and Dave Teagues is a SOB, and nothing like the adorable lovable alcoholic from THE TRAILER PARK BOYS. I am a Vince girl, he is awesome.
Shirtless DUKE, I approve. Duke's dad--I cannot UNSEE Helo. I love you Helo-even if you are a dick on HAVEN.
So then Nathan comes, and EVERYONE DIES FROM HIS HOT. The end.
but wait, there's more!
Audrey was kind of angsty with Duke, and by the time she got to Nathan he was like-this is me flirting, why are you not flirting back---btw I am randomly gonna HATE on DUKE right now.
DID not get this-i know--it was needed for that ending, but these boys are in love-sexually--
The story about Duke being the trigger that caused Nathan's trouble to resurface explains a lot-I just am confused as to why there was so much growth between these two and now they are less than frenemies. (oh wait last a few weeks ago Duke held a gun to Nathan in the woods--it's all coming back..ok..no still upset)
OH wait i almost forgot (lol the complete randomness of my train of thought) HE ASKED HER ON A DATE HE ASKED HER ON A DATE
THE pancakes for breakfast or dinner comment, implied sex..NATHAN. If you ever change I cry buckets.
The scene at the station--where he wants to be so close to her, guys I literally CANNOT. This ship is like
NATHAN SEES DEAD PEOPLE-I loved her talk with his dad--even if his dad is not a Audrey/Nathan shipper-he was telling it like it is-if she loves him she will risk her life, and could die for him. Bad news Chief, I think they are in love and your opinion won't change that. Nathan even called him Dad during their talk-I think..must rewatch 20 more times to be sure-hard to hear anything above Lucas Bryant's handsome.
The BODY of the REV was HILARIOUSLY bad--#thatssohaven!
My friend had a good line-something to the effect that Syfy reused a zombie body from one of it's many failed movie projects-like SHARK VS ZOMBIES or something.
Other stuff happened--gotta say, when Nathan wasn't on I was mainly fangirling the fuck out of this show on twitter.
I know someone pulled a gun on Nathan-and Audrey..Which I was not a big fan of--aim at a less attractive part of his body pls--oh wait..there isn't one because he is perfect.
The Part where DUKE says to the REV, SHE IS MY FRIEND-I like literally died from his cute. I love this show-and all it's corniness-I want to cover my body in it's fluff. Does that make sense? It must-cause #thatssohaven
THE DATE that never was. FML-she was SO pretty, and he was so handsome..and I'm guessing Senior Chang came by and zapped her with his taser. WHO..who..It was DAVE TEAGUES I bet. I knew we wouldn't get pancakes-I just knew it...but I know we will-one day.
THAT ENDING-
NATHAN HAS THAT TATTOO!!! I beg your unFUCKINGbelievable pardon
I did not in a MILLION years see that coming-LIKE..EVER. I also know Nathan, ALTHOUGH wicked CREY about his soulmate Audrey, did not shoot to kill. He probably shot askew-or Duke blocked him. IDK, I fear more for Audrey-WHO missed a very nice date with Nathan WHO wore HIS FINEST Denim and tie.
I will never NOT ship them and bow at their feet-because they are my favorite ship of alltime. ALL TIME.
I love this show more than any other show on television-I love it more than I loved lost. Seriously. To quote my girl Sarah-
#i love this show and it's just good fun with a side of angst but it's not super duper srs all the time. it's fun. but it's got angst. idk how to explain it. I LOVE IT A LOT
If HAVEN ISN'T renewed-
BUT not really, but really-I will probably turn to a life of crime. EVERYONE tweet @syfy and explain that if we don't get season three he'll create a delinquent. They renewed ALPHAS-which I have never seen it, but NO ONE I KNOW HAS SEEN IT. I have people IN REAL life and online that LOVE them some HAVEN. 6 seasons and a MOVIE!
@syfy Craig considering you have 100,000 followers and you have never replied to me or acknowledged my existence-you will not see this, but-
Renew, it's in your best interest
In regular FASHION I have REAL life things to do the day I want to spend online fangirling HAVEN, but the goodnews is I am seeing LOUIE CK in Boston tomorrow (granted the show is at 10pm but I'm getting my hair done for Louie LOL), I could not be more excited-He is handsdown my favorite comic right now. If you haven't seen LOUIE on FX you are living your life wrong. MUCH LOVE XOXO see you Sunday with Gifs and Crey crey.
p.s. the christmas episode LOOKS awesome--but can someone who has seen a christmas episode of like doctor who explain to me if it is gonna resolve stuff from the finale, i'm CONFUSED. Also, DUKE SANTA FTW.