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Hahaha--I am seriously going to get myself in a lot of trouble--in a good way! So hungry right now....I can' believe it! I haven't gone grocery shopping since Thanksgiving and I'm running out of vittles. But there's a surplus of cookie dough in my fridge. Anyways, doing my best to avoid going home for as much as Christmas as possible. I think it'll work out that way if I can snag a second part time job and work myself to the bone as a retail whore.
So freakin' energetic...its not even funny. And what do I get to do? Grade papers. Grade papers. Grade papers. Go to work. Throw ornaments at people. Oh yeah...and we have this beaded ornament that resembles something from the sex shop. Ew!! Ew!
Yup yup yuppers. I'm off to cause problems. And more problems. And continue to play a game of dodge the cock. A lot of dodging. But what would the sound of a dodged cock sound like? But there's two I wouldn't mind dodging. They're awfully fun...but I have no idea what's going on. And it's the holidays and I'm hungry. Hungry like a hippo.
Oh yeah. Switch Bitch. Roald Dahl is seriously twisted. Twisted.
So freakin' energetic...its not even funny. And what do I get to do? Grade papers. Grade papers. Grade papers. Go to work. Throw ornaments at people. Oh yeah...and we have this beaded ornament that resembles something from the sex shop. Ew!! Ew!
Yup yup yuppers. I'm off to cause problems. And more problems. And continue to play a game of dodge the cock. A lot of dodging. But what would the sound of a dodged cock sound like? But there's two I wouldn't mind dodging. They're awfully fun...but I have no idea what's going on. And it's the holidays and I'm hungry. Hungry like a hippo.
Oh yeah. Switch Bitch. Roald Dahl is seriously twisted. Twisted.