Hahhahhahahaha!! Avoid unwanted pregnancies and STIs by using "Condom Boots"! Its Super Mario Brothers meet Sex Ed!

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/29551

Why? The car died. And I am literally sitting in my room bawling because there is nothing I can do. Four hours on the bus system tomorrow. I am freaking out. I have to leave here at 4am to get to school by 6am...to teach and get everything ready.

And just like that, its over. At least he didn't draw a diagram. Spent the whole night crying. I am hurting.

Ummm. yeah... I think the whole Mark thing is over. Fuck. FUCK. I always find some splendiferous way to screw everything up.

When I was nine, my grandparents gave me a variety of fine jewelry. I was a little young for it and consequently, much of it was lost. Right now, I'm sitting in my room incredibly frustrated because I can't find this carved jade bracelet that I absolutely adore because its so unique and its something he gave me before he died. I really hope it ( Read more... )

1) Very busy with student teaching
2) Teaching schedule weird but good. Not overanalyzing or overthinking.
3) Too much time at work.
4) Where does one find an inflatable or stuffed orcha at this time of the year?

He's honestly that awesome. And I don't feel uncomfortable or weird. And he gives me space. And he doesn't make dirty comments at me. Or pressure me. He's got a brain. He's straightforward. No bullshit. No decoding necessary. I really hope I don't find some way to screw this up. I seem to have talent in that department.

Oh goodness. A dinner date. Oh my. This is all rather unexpected. Perhaps I should do some laundry so I have something appropriate to wear? Rather long story I'll detail later...but oh my.

FIrst things first, this hangover has got to go. Far too much Guinness and hard cider last night.

"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do."
-- Edmund Everett Hale

First totally open night in months and everyone's busy. Go figure. ::sigh::