Dec 23, 2007 16:58
Would you like to know how I ruined Christmas? It's really a lovely tale...
I carried down all of the Christmas presents that I wrapped and put them under the tree. The majority of them were Christmas presents I bought for others, but some were ones my Mom purchased and I wrapped. She FLIPPED out because I put them under the tree too early. She actually said to me, "Santa doesn't come until Christmas Eve, not two goddamned days before Christmas". WHAT THE FUCK.
Seriously, that's all that takes to set her off. I was trying to help because tomorrow (which is actually Chrismtas Eve) we have a party and then go to mass at 9 pm. I was just trying to make it so we wouldn't have to rush around like crazy people. But, I ruined Christmas.
Earlier, she dumped half a water bottle on me becuase I am wasteful. And, by dumping water on me, isn't that wasteful?
Somedays I think she needs Prozac.
As a matter of fact, all I want for Christmas is my Mom on medication.