Rant, high school style...
So, I haven't done this is a while, but the Italian in me is busting out.
I am so fucking pissed today. For multiple reasons, which I will list numerically (sp?!?) for you.
1. Why can't I spell, wtf?!?!!?!
2. Two of my professors fucked up my final grades. WHAT THE FUCK. I did my job all fucking semester, and your dumbasses can't fucking give me the right grade?!?!?! My marketing teacher gave me an "A-", when if you average my total points (1725) versus the offered points (1800) and its a 95.83%, which is CLEARLY AN "A"!!!!!!!!! I know, I'm picking here, but I want what I earned. THEN my dumbass creative writing teacher writes me an e-mail, which I must share with you all:
Hello-ho-ho
I've recorded a B grade for you because I don't have access to your 24 pages of coursework. If you wish an upgrade, do put a little hustle into it. Get it in when the new semester begins, the week of January 14. After that, well, no one ever died from a B.
Fa-la-la-la-la
jEAn
WHAT.THE.FUCK.!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? I turned in all of my work, she lost some of it though, and now I am paying the price. I have e-mailed her THREE TIMES and called her TWO. She hasn't responded and I had to drive all the fucking way up to Washtenaw to re-turn in all of my papers, and no one was even fucking there. INFURIATING!!!!
3. Our fridge broke today, while I was out. My Dad tried to tell me that I had to go home and fix the situation. Okay, last time I checked, not my house, not my fridge, not my goddamned problem. WHat can I even do? Can I buy a new one?!? I have like 15 fucking dollars to my fucking name. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
4. My cell phone is broke. Again. Fourth or fifth time. Verizion was sending me a new one. It was supposed to be overnighted. That was Sunday. Today is Wednesday. No phone. WHAT THE FUCK!?!? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKER!
5. My fucking car's "Service Engine Soon" light is on. See #3, where I mention that I only have $15 dollars. How am I fixing that shit?! Even more infuriating.
Fuck today. It has been nothing but a goddamned fusterating mess. I want to punch a baby. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh And, I like babies.
On the positive side:
1. I got my Spice Girl tickets. FLOOR. I am stoked.
2. My hair that Karen did looks hot.
3. I am so excited for Christmas.
4. Allen is hot. And I fucking love his hot ass.
5. I love Allen and my family.
6. The whole family goes on vacation from December 27-January 5. HELLO! PARTY!
So that's my rant, high school style, bitches.
I am so fucking pissed today. For multiple reasons, which I will list numerically (sp?!?) for you.
1. Why can't I spell, wtf?!?!!?!
2. Two of my professors fucked up my final grades. WHAT THE FUCK. I did my job all fucking semester, and your dumbasses can't fucking give me the right grade?!?!?! My marketing teacher gave me an "A-", when if you average my total points (1725) versus the offered points (1800) and its a 95.83%, which is CLEARLY AN "A"!!!!!!!!! I know, I'm picking here, but I want what I earned. THEN my dumbass creative writing teacher writes me an e-mail, which I must share with you all:
Hello-ho-ho
I've recorded a B grade for you because I don't have access to your 24 pages of coursework. If you wish an upgrade, do put a little hustle into it. Get it in when the new semester begins, the week of January 14. After that, well, no one ever died from a B.
Fa-la-la-la-la
jEAn
WHAT.THE.FUCK.!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? I turned in all of my work, she lost some of it though, and now I am paying the price. I have e-mailed her THREE TIMES and called her TWO. She hasn't responded and I had to drive all the fucking way up to Washtenaw to re-turn in all of my papers, and no one was even fucking there. INFURIATING!!!!
3. Our fridge broke today, while I was out. My Dad tried to tell me that I had to go home and fix the situation. Okay, last time I checked, not my house, not my fridge, not my goddamned problem. WHat can I even do? Can I buy a new one?!? I have like 15 fucking dollars to my fucking name. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
4. My cell phone is broke. Again. Fourth or fifth time. Verizion was sending me a new one. It was supposed to be overnighted. That was Sunday. Today is Wednesday. No phone. WHAT THE FUCK!?!? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKER!
5. My fucking car's "Service Engine Soon" light is on. See #3, where I mention that I only have $15 dollars. How am I fixing that shit?! Even more infuriating.
Fuck today. It has been nothing but a goddamned fusterating mess. I want to punch a baby. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh And, I like babies.
On the positive side:
1. I got my Spice Girl tickets. FLOOR. I am stoked.
2. My hair that Karen did looks hot.
3. I am so excited for Christmas.
4. Allen is hot. And I fucking love his hot ass.
5. I love Allen and my family.
6. The whole family goes on vacation from December 27-January 5. HELLO! PARTY!
So that's my rant, high school style, bitches.