Dear Penthouse...
Yesterday, we received an interesting letter in the mail. It wasn't actually for us I soon realized after reading the first few lines. The envelope only had initials on it. So the first initial being a T naturally I assumed it was for Trevor, and the second initial was just an error. However it was intended for some guy who was a swinger. The author of the letter was extremely graphic. In fact I couldn't get through it the first time I tried. I got to "My husband watches." then had to stop. I was laughing too hard.
I almost feel bad knowing the letter will never find it's destination and prevent people from having some really kinky sex, but then again they did mail it to my PO Box which we have had for almost two years. We've never gotten someone else's mail in the box before. So there must have been a typo in the ad or something.
Either way it was just plain wrong some of the things this chick wrote. Honestly I was laughing for like ten minutes with tears streaming down my cheeks. Hey now what consenting adults do is their business, but their business becomes my business when it's mailed to me.
This reminds me of the times that Girls Gone Wild called me wondering if how many of their videos I had purchased in the last twelve months. I wondered how they got my number.
I almost feel bad knowing the letter will never find it's destination and prevent people from having some really kinky sex, but then again they did mail it to my PO Box which we have had for almost two years. We've never gotten someone else's mail in the box before. So there must have been a typo in the ad or something.
Either way it was just plain wrong some of the things this chick wrote. Honestly I was laughing for like ten minutes with tears streaming down my cheeks. Hey now what consenting adults do is their business, but their business becomes my business when it's mailed to me.
This reminds me of the times that Girls Gone Wild called me wondering if how many of their videos I had purchased in the last twelve months. I wondered how they got my number.