Directly to you from the underground lair known as Chris' room

Jan 02, 2005 14:54

Well folks my wonderful wacky posts are gonna come to you at a sluggish pace due to the hand of the evil demon king known to me as Dad. He has put his tyrannical foot down and has banished the computer modem at my house in to the ice depths of his truck's cab. I pleaded for the cable modems life and he isn't allowed to see the wonders of my computer room unless the queen is looking for more crap to buy her good for nothing horses. And yes I just gave my computer modem a gender I hope he is happy being a male. But anyways I will now be bringing you tidbits from my meaningful existence directly from the Chris-cave. Since he is the only one of my friends with a computer w/ internet access. I need a hero to come liberate my modem, I wonder if Conan the Destroyer is available? I also wonder if he would work for blueberry waffles since thats all I got at this current moment. Well I'm out like trout, until next time this is Quinn Jenkins signing off.

P.S I should make shirts that say Free Quinn's Modem to make money in order to buy his freedom. I think its working for that Tony Yayo character from G - Unit so why not for my beloved modem.
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