Really, it's just a goddamned piece of paper.
I understand that a lot of weak-willed, unpatriotic freedom haters are whining about me referring to the Constitution as such just a few days ago. I would like to remind you that this is a country built on freedom. One of the basic human rights of freedom that has been established in this country is our responsibility... out duty... to change the government to more properly serve the people. As Supreme Ruler of Everything Commander-In-Chief, I feel that it is my duty as a proud American to lead by example. And so, I would like to remind you that the Constitution can be wadded up and chucked like any other government document, by the wording in it and the Declaration of Independence as well. I could ball it up and wipe my ass with it, and it wouldn't matter. Cheney, Gonzalez, and I could all rip it into strips and roll big joints and roll around on the Oval Office floor, laughing our asses off the way we did with the Downing Street Memo. Err... Anyway, that's the long and short of it. And under the First Amendment, I can say anything about the Constitution I damn well please. So stick it, and shut up already.