Weapons of Mass Destruction
As you have heard, we have officially called off the search for weapons of mass destruction in the country or Iraq. Iraq is a country. It has a lot of people. A lot of people can hide weapons of mass destruction in creative and terrible ways. That will be our official line.
It is now common knowledge that there were never any nukeyaler or biological weapons in Saddam Hussein's arsenal. Since you, my dedicated supporters here, have re-elected me, you have supported my decision to remove him from power by any means necessary. Even though we fabricated the threat of nukeyaler weapons, I believe I did the right thing by sending thousands of your loved ones to die. Apparently, so do you.
To all my loyal supporters, please be patient. I understand that you may worry that things will change now, but I assure you that they will not. I will continue to wage the War On Terror™.
It is now common knowledge that there were never any nukeyaler or biological weapons in Saddam Hussein's arsenal. Since you, my dedicated supporters here, have re-elected me, you have supported my decision to remove him from power by any means necessary. Even though we fabricated the threat of nukeyaler weapons, I believe I did the right thing by sending thousands of your loved ones to die. Apparently, so do you.
To all my loyal supporters, please be patient. I understand that you may worry that things will change now, but I assure you that they will not. I will continue to wage the War On Terror™.