Very Happy New Year
As you have heard by now, God saw fit to bring in the new year by killing over 120,000 heathens in the area of Indonesia with tidal waves, earthquakes, and tsunamis. A lot of pagan sympathizers were unhappy with the initial $15 million I had promised for aid. What is the problem, I asked. That's almost as much as the United States pays for one missile. There's no pleasing some people.