The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 1.2. pt. 2.
Archive | ✖ Naughty language, sexual situations/pixel nudity, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Was part one of this update. Please read it before reading this one!
Ares: And so I told that cop, if you even think about trying to take my wife down, I'll knock your kneecaps into the stands and home run all over your face!
He doesn't trust the TV that much anymore, so he's been conspiring with the microwave a lot lately.
Bo: Ares. Take out the damn trash. The microwave will still be here when you get back.
Ares: But what if it's not?!
Brigid: (If the home owners come home during a heist, we'll just eat their heads so they can't squeal on us.)
Dylan: (Genius plan! And also delicious.)
Bo: That's my girl! Who's mommy's little cat burglar in training? ♥
Bo: And you're going to be mommy's big, bad getaway drivers, aren't you? ♥
And then this happened. I think the guardian of the abyss is trying to express his displeasure by making Ares' friend, the washing machine, rabid.
Bo: Hey, babe? The washing machine broke. Will you call a repairman?
Ares: No need! I'll take care of it. I know exactly what to do!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG DON'TDIEDON'TDIEDON'TDIEDON'TDIEDON'TDIE
Thank you for trying to help, Bo. But there's still enough water coming out that he's toast if he gets electrocuted.
Oh! That's a perfect distraction!
Ares: OH MY GOD. THE GUARDIAN OF THE ABYSS IS TRYING TO EAT ITS WAY OUT OF YOUR STOMACH.
Bo: No. Ares. I'm in labor again! JUST LIKE LAST TIME.
And so all three of them ran to the hospital. Bo, Ares, and the house which was calling to mock Ares.
Oh. Well. Remember Awesome Babysitter? Well, his name is Anderson and he's now a vampire. Please don't eat the children, Anderson.
Anderson: Mmmmm, delicate flesh.
Um, no. Please remain awesome and don't make me regret you.
Meet Étain and Finn. Twins again. But I'm happy because four was all we wanted and there's an equal boy to girl ratio. :)
Randomly, after the twins were born they finally had enough money again to have the house decorated.
Bo always claps before she eats. It's so cute. Oh, excitable sims.
This gave me no anxiety. Thank you, Fireproof Homestead.
Bo: Why do I always get stuck cleaning the toilet? Fffuuu.
Dylan: Mommy clean!
Yeah, feed your child on the bathroom floor right next to the filthy toilet. Ace parenting, there.
Ares, no. That's not where Étain goes.
Bo, no. That's not where Finn goes.
Though, a point of trivia; this spot behind the couch is Bo's favorite place to do things with her kids. She always brings them here. That's probably the spot where the abyss is going to open up.
Bo: Hey, Blake! Yeah, I totally succeeded in my plans. I have four kids now, which I think is the perfect start to my wicked thieving franchise! (...) Wait, what? You're working at a coffee shop now? What the fuck?!
Blake's LTW is Renaissance Sim. She quit the crime business while Bo was out on maternity leave. Sorry, Bo. You'll have to find a new PiC.
Ares: Hurry, Dylan! You need to run faster to escape the invisible hands reaching out to spirit you away!
Ares: Crap. Well, at least I have a replacement son.
Dylan: (I'm trying! I'm trying!)
Bo: The bathroom fills me with such woe! It's always broken!
She's not wrong.
Ares: Ugh, this house always stinks.
THEN CLEAN IT.
Bo: WHY IS THIS THING ALWAYS SO LOUD?! WHHHYYY?
Bo: CAN'T I JUST SELL IT FOR CASH?!
The only time there's peace in the house.
AHAHAHAA. Right-click > Cancel.
They got about two hours of sleep before Étain woke them up. She's loud and fussy all the time. Finn is a much more chill baby, which is funny considering their traits.
The only things Bo and Ares cook are pancakes and waffles. They've literally never cooked anything else and they only ever cook at breakfast.
Finally. Someone is cleaning.
Bo: (I hate doing laundry. I swear, it's like there's something in this room talking to me.)
Ares is a bad influence on her. ;D
Bo: I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU, GUARDIAN OF THE ABYSS.
Finally. One of them learned how to walk.
Bo: "Warm spring days and crisp fall air make open windows irresistible -- especially to burglars. Thieves think nothing of walking the circumference of your home, trying each door, window, and cellar opening until one relents to prying hands. Of course, first-floor windows and doors are more susceptible, but climbable trees and tables used as makeshift ladders place second-floor windows in as much risk."
There's nothing more adorable than teaching your children those important life skills.
Ares: Okay, big guy. Today is the day you finally learn how to walk!
Dylan: (I think I'm gonna puke!)
Ares finally started back to work. He was reluctant to leave his family alone in the house without him there to protect them, and gave every appliance in the room a very pointed look before fleeing the house for his game.
Bo. No.
These kids are so fussy. I swear, I checked both of their bars while they were wailing and neither of them had any needs that weren't in the green.
Yay!
As a reward for winning, I sent Ares to the gym to work out. He'd been rolling wishes to, but with four kids, he didn't want to leave Bo alone. But today was his special day.
Ares: I CAN RUN FAST LIKE KENYANS.
FINALLY. 8D
Dylan: (Now that we can both walk, our time has come to start working, sister dear.)
Brigid: (Indeed. I've already developed a taste for heads.)
Since Ares was out, Bo called up Anderson to watch the kids and decided to go out for a bit. She had an opportunity to complete at the stadium, and on her way out she ran into Cassidy Earthsong, and her toddler, Beverly.
Bo: So, Earthsong. Is that just a clever name or do you actually eat grass to get your skin that lovely green hue?
Cassidy: I actually just smoke a lot of weed, man.
Cassidy: If you want, I can hook you up. I make these awesome hash cookies. The trick is to saute the weed in butter first, and to use the butter in the cookies instead of the weed. It makes them taste better and makes them stronger.
Bo: I should be taking notes.
Beverly: (I am so faded.)
For some completely random reason, Bo rolled the wish to visit the cemetery. Sadly, despite the beauty of the rest of the neighborhood, Hidden Springs has the ugliest, most boring cemetery. So she went on a mausoleum adventure!
The sexiest bitch I know.
She got a call from Blake shortly thereafter and they agreed to meet at the diner, since Bo was dying of hunger. Hopefully Blake wasn't too hungry since she's now also a vampire. But it looks really good on her.
Bo: Damn, girl. I almost regret not giving into that lesbian tryst at the movies that one time.
Blake: Hey, I'm always available for dirty, secret mistress duty. I am a secretary now, you know. It comes with the job.
And dinner was had. Fortunately, no one snacked on Bo.
Anderson is really good with the kids. It's awesome.
He even feeds them!
Anderson: You're the coolest kid. I don't even have to convince you that eating people is a good idea!
But while he was feeding Finn, he got the wierdest feeling. Like something was watching him. Was it the guardian of the abyss? No. Was it the spirit of the house? No.
IT WAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND. NOOOOO.
Both Étain and Finn have them, but neither Dylan or Brigid do. I wonder what EA's criteria is for handing them out.
It's finally birthday time! At 12:30am! Only in a legacy. No baby sparkles because they're boring, so here are the finished products.
They both got Bo's hair color and her ears, but other than that are pretty much polar opposite twins. Should definitely be fun.
Dylan is up first, being the oldest.
Ares: Okay, big guy. You can do this. Just try not to set anything on fire.
Dylan: Fire!
Bo: YAY! HURRY! I'M SO TIRED!
Happy birthday derpy sparkles and pink legacy hair! I feel so blessed.
Dylan: Cake! It's so awesome to be able to feed myself now.
Bo: Okay, Brigid. Your turn. Time to show up your brother.
Ares: THIS IS MORE EXCITING THAN IT SHOULD BE BECAUSE I'M SO EXHAUSTED!
Bo: Stop eating and cheer for your sister, you little bastard.
Dylan: it's not an insult if it's true, mom. Tch.
Dylan: (Holy crap I almost just fell over!)
He rolled clumsy, by the way.
Bo: Aaaaaaand blow!
Brigid: Love to blow!
And so the derp begins.
Bo: Yeah, I'm going to bed.
Dylan: Mom, you're going the wrong way.
Ares: CAN'T. STOP. CELEBRATING.
Awww, they truly are twins. They aged up into the same legacy hair and the same red track pants.
As soon as they got makeovers, Dylan was forced to take a shower because his hygiene was so low (completely in the red) I had to double-check that he hadn't skipped childhood and gone straight into disgusting, stinky teenager-hood.
And immediately after he wept in the bathroom because he's hydrophobic. And I laughed at his pain.
Brigid, however, won my heart by cleaning the entire kitchen.
Brigid: (Spending my freakin' birthday cleaning up after everyone else at 4:30 in the freakin' morning fffuuuuu.)
Brigid: (Stupid cake. I'm hiding you in the back of the fridge so no one else gets to eat you but me.)
This is where mom and dad were while Brigid was cleaning.
And Étain and Finn with their alien overlords.
And finally Dylan and Brigid went to bed after a very long night (and update).
Next time: Who knows! I haven't played passed this yet, so it'll be an awesome surprise for all of us! Hopefully Bo and Ares will get their honeymoon in China, though. It's all I have planned so far.
Randomly, every kid has the most interesting taste in music. Idek. It's strange but fitting for this family, I guess.
As always, thanks so much for reading! ♥
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