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[preachyrose]

One day the fox succeeded in catching a fine fat goose asleep by the side of a loch; he held her by the wing, and making a joke of her cackling, hissing, and fears, he said

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[gotgreenmagic]

The only moral I'm seeing here is that talking foxes are morons.

[preachyrose]

And what of talking geese?

[gotgreenmagic]

Hey, I bet they're just as delicious as any other kind. Also? You could just rewrite this story however many times you like depending on whatever you happen to hate. See also:

'Fox catches goose. Fox says, you're totally dead now, but since apparently my gloating window is open, what would you do if you were me?

Goose says, well, gee, I'd wash my hands first, because walking on all fours all day is going to get all sorts of gross stuff in my paws that I probably shouldn't get in my mouth. Then I'd eat you.

Fox washes hands like an idiot. Goose flies away while he's looking for a towel. Moral of the story? Personal hygiene is for suckers.'

I mean, come on.

[preachyrose]

Come on indeed. But this is not my story. It is simply a story that was told to me.

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, well, whoever told you that story was anticipating a really gullible audience.

[preachyrose]

I do teach young children. While not gullible, they are certainly willing to listen.