Jun 06, 2010 18:23
One day the fox succeeded in catching a fine fat goose asleep by the side of a loch; he held her by the wing, and making a joke of her cackling, hissing, and fears, he said--
"Now, if you had me in your mouth as I have you, tell me what you would do?"
"Why," said the goose, "that is an easy question. I would fold my hands, shut my eyes, say a grace, and then eat you."
"Just what I mean to do," said Rory; and folding his hands, and looking very demure, he said a pious grace with his eyes shut.
But while he did this the goose had spread her wings, and she was now half way over the loch; so the fox was left to lick his lips for supper.
"I will make a rule of this," he said in disgust, never in all my life to say a grace again till after I feel the meat warm in my belly."
Now then, people of the Barge. Remember. Even those who seem pious can often be the ones to fool you with their words and their actions. They are capable of devious acts and lies just as everyone else. Perhaps more so, since they have their religion to hide behind.
only a schoolteacher,
preachy bitch,
taunt the christian