by the twenty-four balls of the twelve apostles...
the lord test me today, for he has placed a small angry dwarf in the small of my back with a rather heavy little hammer. the little wee bastard is smacking away in there with no regard for my desire to walk or be slightly comfortable. what a little fuck. im gonna kick his little ass. "I'm sorry, I don't like midgets. Midgets piss me off <@;)"