Lumos Invasion: Help Wanted
Per the discussions of the below named parties, Lumos 2006 will be subjected to unnegotiable attack from a horde of rampant perverts. To this end, shirts will be created for "Lumos" staring:
xellas as "The Dark Overlord"
pre_raphaelite1 as "The Foul Temptress"
sethkyne_blue as "The Willing Accomplice"
Applications are now being taken for the following positions:
"The Unstable Scientist"
"The Corrupt Politician"
"The Doomed Hero"
"The Sacrificed Virgin"
"The Plodding Lackey"
"The Evil Spawn"
There are also multiple positions available under the job title of "Countless Minion".
We also offer you the limited opportunity to create your own job title, provided you justify its suitability. Priority, however, will be given to those people wishing to fulfill our current vacancies.
Please apply in comments. If you are selected for the invasion, you will have the opportunity to not only be part of many drunken orgies intellectual discussions with "The Dark Overlord", "The Foul Temptress", and "The Willing Accomplice"; but you will be awarded a t-shirt proclaiming your very important position to wear during the orgy event so that we can remember everyone will know who you are.
And to those friends who are unable to attend, special compensation will be made for pre-attack sexual favours discussion.
xellas as "The Dark Overlord"
pre_raphaelite1 as "The Foul Temptress"
sethkyne_blue as "The Willing Accomplice"
Applications are now being taken for the following positions:
"The Unstable Scientist"
"The Corrupt Politician"
"The Doomed Hero"
"The Sacrificed Virgin"
"The Plodding Lackey"
"The Evil Spawn"
There are also multiple positions available under the job title of "Countless Minion".
We also offer you the limited opportunity to create your own job title, provided you justify its suitability. Priority, however, will be given to those people wishing to fulfill our current vacancies.
Please apply in comments. If you are selected for the invasion, you will have the opportunity to not only be part of many drunken orgies intellectual discussions with "The Dark Overlord", "The Foul Temptress", and "The Willing Accomplice"; but you will be awarded a t-shirt proclaiming your very important position to wear during the orgy event so that we can remember everyone will know who you are.
And to those friends who are unable to attend, special compensation will be made for pre-attack sexual favours discussion.