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Dec 17, 2009 23:31

[Voice]Ah, um... hello, everyone! This is Shirley. Er, well... today, I was baking some jam tarts for the house and, well... I got my measurements wrong. To save my dough, I decided to just enlarge the batch and I ended up making much more than what I had originally planned ( Read more... )

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coulda_saved December 18 2009, 08:33:58 UTC

[It appears by you. OUT OF NOWHERE. You cannot run. You cannot HIDE.

♪~ I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh ~♪]

prayingone December 18 2009, 08:36:08 UTC

[... Shirley's first thought is that someone is spamming the journals with music, but -- no.

It's a little stack of paper with very large googly eyes.]

...

coulda_saved December 18 2009, 08:40:26 UTC

[♪~ When I'm in the shower
I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me
Of Psycho too much
That's why ~♪]

prayingone December 18 2009, 08:51:13 UTC

[... that's a little creepy. Okay more than a little.]

A... are you trying to tell me something?...

coulda_saved December 18 2009, 08:53:40 UTC

[♪~ (Who's watching me)
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
(Who's watching)
Well, is the mailman watching me
(Tell me, who's watching)
And I don't feel safe anymore
Oh, what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
(Who)
The IRS~♪]

prayingone December 18 2009, 09:03:25 UTC

...

[Time to get a bowl. She's not sure likes this strange pile of paper singing such a creepy song to her.]

coulda_saved December 18 2009, 09:09:44 UTC

[♪~ I'm just an average man
With an average life
I work from nine to five
Hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone
In my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the twilight zone ~♪]

prayingone December 18 2009, 09:14:15 UTC

[Pop! And now the money that Shirley could have saved by switching to Geico has been covered with a bowl.]

coulda_saved December 18 2009, 09:16:03 UTC

[It is only muffled, but it will not give up so easily.

♪~ When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone
I'm trying to avoid
But can the people on TV see me
Or am I just paranoid ~♪]

prayingone December 18 2009, 09:37:47 UTC

Oh... you can still hear it... what should I do?...

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