INT. TRAIN AT SYDENHAM STATION - DAY.

An OLD MAN WITH GINGER POMPADOUR descends the stairs from the upper level.

ME: (thinks) What an impressive pompadour.

THE POMPADOUR: Impressive? Sonny, I'm older than you.

1) The fashion industry has decided that this winter, the ladies will be wearing a wide variety of hats, and that these hats will range from "dead cute" to "downright adorable". I had no idea that I could enjoy hats so much. Well played, fashion industry. Well played, ladies ( Read more... )