And just when you thought you were safe....Life & Times returns. Complete with a cast.

Or, I'm hopped up on enough caffeine and pain pills to actually post this bit of crack. XD.

Also, special guest stars courtesy of L.J. Smith. And my own warped imagination. Rated R for innuendo and language.

( But after a moment of sheer panic, he realized it wasn’t a dildo. It was a runestave. )

( The Open Door )