[fiction] Life & Times

Apr 02, 2008 12:39

And just when you thought you were safe....Life & Times returns. Complete with a cast.

Or, I'm hopped up on enough caffeine and pain pills to actually post this bit of crack. XD.

Also, special guest stars courtesy of L.J. Smith. And my own warped imagination. Rated R for innuendo and language.

But after a moment of sheer panic, he realized it wasn’t a dildo. It was a runestave. )

l.j. smith has taken over my life, i'm a shadow man jenny, album_mix, life & times, crackfic, labyrinth, fiction

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immicolia April 3 2008, 11:15:48 UTC
Ahahah. Oh god. This is so awesome. I'm only vaguely familiar with either fandom (mostly because of you XD) and it still fills me with an insane sort of glee. ♥

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praiseofshadows April 3 2008, 12:25:04 UTC
YAY! Because...um...I was kinda afraid it was only funny in my head like so very many things are XDDDDD. Also, torturing Jared is its own fandom. XDDDD. Because Jared needs MORE crazy relatives. And mud-wrestling. (Also, Blaine = Fubuki, y/n? XD)

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immicolia April 3 2008, 15:26:52 UTC
Well rest assured that I find it insanely funny too. Especially since I finally got around to looking at the cast thing now too and.... ahahahaha Gerard Way. XD which would probably be even funnier if I was into the bandom thing like half of my friendslist appears to be which brings to mind the fact: have I ever mentioned how much I need to read Umbrella Academy? Because the number of Sad Little Orphans in suits saving the world in that screams for some form of crossover in my head XDDD

(and yes. Very much yes)

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praiseofshadows April 4 2008, 03:05:04 UTC
Yay! Because the cast was fun to cast. XD. Yeah, I have no clue about bandom either. I just couldn't resist the emo-ness of MCR. Because, honestly, Labyrinth is such an emo movie. Even if emo didn't exist yet XDDD. I think Umbrella Academy (which I have not read either but now I feel I must) should be DA's "sister school" or something. Because it's the only thing that makes any sense! XDDDDDD

(Because Fubuki likes girls. And by girls I mean Fujiwara and/or Manjyome. Er...what? XDDD)

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immicolia April 4 2008, 12:16:43 UTC
On a whim I checked Amazon (well, the Canadian one XD) and it's finally up for preorder in graphic novel form. I think the last time I checked was just after the last issue came out and there was nothing. Obviously, this means I must totally order it. I mean superhero kids in domino masks and little suits. It just irrationaly amuses me. XD you know, in all the translations I've seen of GX 165/166 that orphanage that Edo donated money to and generally hung out at kept getting called a school. I'm just saying.... XDDDD

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praiseofshadows April 4 2008, 14:45:53 UTC
I'm thinking one of Edo's conditions for the money was the wearing of the suits. 'Cos god knows that's all he wears. There needs to be fic with him in jeans and a t-shirt for some photo-op or something. And he needs to bitch about it. A lot. XD

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immicolia April 4 2008, 15:40:31 UTC
YES! He will be all pissy and complain about how stupid he looks. And sponsor-chick (who's name I can never remember) will insist that he needs to come off as more approachable. And Edo will bitch that he doesn't want anyone approaching him. And, yes. XD

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praiseofshadows April 4 2008, 20:05:30 UTC
And then sponsor chick will be like YOU NEED MORE FANGIRLS and Edo will be like "...." because Edo and girls...hahahhahah XDDD

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praiseofshadows April 4 2008, 20:06:03 UTC
ALSO I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING GREAT!!! There needs to be a "Win a date with Edo Phoenix" contest. Like STAT!

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immicolia April 4 2008, 23:01:20 UTC
OMG YES!! Because Edo would just be all flailing about and shrieking "NO!" and making the D: face. And then Ryo would find out. And laugh. A lot.

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praiseofshadows April 4 2008, 23:24:09 UTC
And Ryo would tag along. Because he would still be laughing. Too hard. And Fubuki would want to video-tape all of it. And he would NARRATE. And the poor girl would be like "..." because she had no clue what she was getting into! XDDD

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immicolia April 4 2008, 23:42:59 UTC
I can so easily picture Ryo and Fubuki sitting at the next table over or something. With Fubuki pointing a video camera at Edo and Ryo totally paralyzed with laughter. And Edo wanting to kill them both. And maybe excusing himself to take Ryo aside to hiss death threats at him. and then they have sex in the restroom

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praiseofshadows April 5 2008, 00:02:58 UTC
YES! And then Edo'd come back, with his face flushed and shirt all askew and the girl would be like, "What took you so long?" And Ryo would just settle back into his seat at the next table over and snicker. XD

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