Meanwhile, on Twitter:
Twitter updates from the last 24 hours (from 9:00 AM CDT):
11:45 As soon as I find myself with *three* Macs, all in perfect working order, OF COURSE it's my body that chooses this moment to break down.
11:48 Is there some way to just disable the Apple Remote sensor on a MacBook?
12:17 Um, are we sure this isn't The Onion? bit.ly/2DWtum
15:17 Aww, how sweet, my clients actually honored my request to not call me today!
16:29 Are CNN's on-air talent competing for a bonus for saying "the best political team on television" the most times or something?
16:44 Why oh why do Flav-R-Ice take so long to freeze?!?!
18:53 CNN is showing Sheryl Crow playing music. MSNBC has pundits talking over Sheryl Crow. MSNBC wins.
20:48 You know, I'm a nice guy. But clients who hassle me on sick days about emergency bug reports they forgot to send in GET FUCKING DROPPED.
07:13 Day Four: I've come through nausea, dizziness, diarrhea and unbearable headaches to just feeling so, so, so glad it's Friday.
08:33 Showered, shaved and eager for coffee and some delicious, non-dairy breakfast treat. I'm thinking oatmeal at Toast.
08:47 Now enjoying first cup of coffee since Tuesday. This is the longest I've gone without coffee since 2001.