there's no lamer way to spend your lunch break than being all sad and sodden and feeling much too celine dion-y. really. this has set a hideous new level of lame ( Read more... )

My fingers got bigger at night! *shakes head furiously ( Read more... )

Are you the kind of person who'll play the sad song about your love life on repeat? all night long? Well, dear, you are an M. through and through.

I am going to drown me self in the pond for a while. see you when I manage to resurface.

I avoid receiving calls from numbers my phone doesn't recognize on WEEK effing END!

Can't I at least have a peaceful no work related thingy weekend?

I need to keep my sanity intact, so please stop calling you numbers.