Dr. Seuss' Beowulf , because some things should not be resisted.

Vacation in England was wonderful. I saw a road sign that advertised "Centurion Removal Services". I’m tempted to look them up on the internet and discover how they get rid of an unwanted infestation of centurions.
The Oxford Symposium on Food and Cookery was both more and less than I expected. The people were friendlier than I expected, and we ( Read more... )

Whedon On Romney.

I've wanted a giraffe for a pet since I was 15 years old, so when I came across this website it's like someone with too much time on their hands is twisting a knife in my heart. :sob: Want Want Want!

Once again, I've given myself a headache by trying not to laugh out loud in my cube. Read it at home: 
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/01/wolves.html

Wally proposes an unholy alliance

I ran across a link today to the story of the Christmas Spiders, one of the funniest things ever published on the straight dope message board.
Swallow. Set down your drink. Consider whether or not you should wait until you get home to read this (I should have, I think I just gave my self an aneurism trying to not laugh out loud in my cubicle). ( Read more... )

Scylla goes holiday shopping at Walmart

falzalot sent this link to me, and I have to share the pain. Do not read while drinking (espically you, mad_duchess) http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/03/17/the-venereal-disease-channel-imaginatizes-greatastically/

Adding the meme rules:

Guidelines:
1. Post three links to humor you have found on the web which have made you laugh. Even better if they made you laugh so hard you had trouble breathing.
2. Each should have a description -- no naked links!
3. Post a link to the specific journal entry where you got this meme/game -- this will let readers follow the link ( Read more... )