I think it should be better-known that there is literally a playing field at Eton called Mesopotamia.

The jokes write themselves...

[Joint work with wormwood_pearl]

Due to an administrative cock-up, the £15 billion earmarked for Crossrail has been diverted into the Scottish transportation budget. The result is the construction of a London-Glasgow shinkansen-style bullet train ( Read more... )

Another sketch idea.

CIVILIAN is attempting to do something perfectly normal and unobjectionable: drink a cup of tea, or put a stamp on a letter, or tie his shoelaces. Enter JOBSWORTH.JW: Oi! You can't do that here ( Read more... )

Thought for a sketch, to be performed near the end of a show ( Read more... )